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I rhyme.

Sab Moan Maya hai

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Bro and bitch is unisexual.

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Everybody walks around the gym like a SIM

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I think my desire to earn easy money stems from the games that would give me coins just for watching an add

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Students whose bag would weight ten kgs in school now go empty handed to college.

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It's raining. I am at the gym and an uncle is doing his morning walk in a raincoat!

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Why does my Wattpad app looks like a strawberry???

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A guy who replies as fast as WhatsApp's new AI replies.

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@bigfatredflag Gahhh noo

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How to tell if he is 18 or 23???😭

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Not me trying to remove a scab only to realize that it's a mole

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Evan Peters in the new Ariana Grande mv!!!!!!

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Who decided that it was okay to make one of the most important part of our body (spine) the weakest in existence?
Cause I swear one wrong move and you are gone.

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My mother- Why don't you have any friends at the gym?
Me at the gym- 😑😡😵‍💫

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Going to the gym is all fun and games until all the metal handles are so freaking cold

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Insta pe time limit lagane ka kya fayda jab mai har baar not now pe click kar de rahi hun

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Today I met an old man on the way and he told me to be always focused on my goal and keep working hard. God was that you?

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Shayad mere parents ko pta tha ki meri do personality hone wali hai, ghar mai alag, bhar alag - isliye unhone mujhe do naam diye

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Kutto ka Sahi hai
Eat, sleep and bhau bhau

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They are saying you are either a headache, stomach ache or back ache girl.
Like no bro I am a leg ache girl
My knee hurts

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One thing that I have learnt from the gym is that all those heavy weights will soon become like 2.5.
The more challenging and hard a situation will be, you will come out stronger.
Just don't forget to eat protein!

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F peeling oranges, peel boiled eggs for me!!!