Juan Pablo Carrillo

I'm just a dude, nothing fancy about me. I like eating from bowls.

[GOOD JOB LARRY 🍊 @LarryJuneTFM]

I’ll make time (music video) OUT NOW 🍊

https://t.co/8Sa58JqOdg

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

@LarryJuneTFM Same, just not MY choice

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

@SPOOKYKEVV *in a deep-country British accent*
“It’s chewsday innit?”

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

Still copped book 3 tho 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

Just waiting for @stickydiljoe’s book 3-pack to end up on eBay for 2+ x the price bc when the first two came out I was broke boi but I wanna have coffee table books that are cool AF

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

Just waiting for @stickydiljoe’s book 3-pack to end up on eBay for 2+ x the price bc when the first two came out I was broke boi but I wanna have coffee table books that are cool AF

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

Just waiting for @stickydiljoe’s book 3-pack to end up on eBay for 2+ x the price bc when the first two came out I was broke boi but I wanna have coffee table books that are cool AF

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

@SPOOKYKEVV I think it’s a PBS special

[Falken Tire @FalkenTire]

#Free Falken weekly @RTICCoolers tumbler #giveaway #contest. RT & follow #FalkenTire to enter to #win this #prize or other #swag! Day1 Rules: https://t.co/hZgWAdAaQW

[𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙤𝙨 & 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙖𝙨 @corridosybandas]

Soy el sueño de toda suegra.

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

When “Buster right in the Posey” becomes an officially unofficial @SFGiants chant, I want my due credit

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

So we’ve got storms & flooding on the East Coast, and big ass fires on the West Coast.

Too bad it isn’t in corporate/government interest to build a water pipeline to help both areas at the SAME DAMN TIME

It would be expensive but absolutely fuckin worth it
#caldorefire

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

Spotted @Deorro at the @SFGiants game. He thinks he’s slick blending in with the home crowd tho

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

@prophiphop Just got my copy the other day. Only “gripe” I can think of is that I wanna bend the cover back to hold as I read *paperback style*

[GOOD JOB LARRY 🍊 @LarryJuneTFM]

Cherish those who truly love you for YOU and all you come with.

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

The type of “you up?” Texts I get lol #JustCarGuyThings

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

@IFLScience I hope to one day read a headline like this about the blue macaw. I want one of those MFs as a pet
*heavy on the sarcasm*

[Joey. @stickydiljoe]

This is it right here. THIS.

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

Hey, @duolingo can we get an ASL course in the works?

[Juan Pablo Carrillo @itsjaypea]

@NorcalTT Thank you for working with us throughout these past 3 days! I’m excited to apply what I’ve learned with my class next year and I’m looking forward to receiving the full training hopefully in the near future

[Andrew Stroehlein @astroehlein]

I’m not gay.

I’m not a senior.

I’m not Palestinian.

I don't live where vaccines are impossible to get.

I’m not trans.

I’m not a refugee.

I don’t have a disability.

I’m not a woman.

But if I don’t defend everyone’s rights, how could I expect anyone to defend mine?