ItsJeffEpstein

difficult person

[ItsJeffEpstein @itsjeffepstein]

Idk who needs to hear this but my actual name is Jeff Epstein.

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@arianapologist one of her best congrats on having no taste you’re in good company here on twitter.

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I standby my take if hating concerts and this absolutely contributes to that but love this for my girl.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Addison Rae performs “Diet Pepsi” at opening night of the Addison Tour.

[ItsJeffEpstein @itsjeffepstein]

5 items. An hour and a half and counting. Second night in a row. Human existence has reached peak lows in terms of intellect.

[ItsJeffEpstein @itsjeffepstein]

I never get food delivered but i’m injured so i’m post-mating and it’s actually the most maddening experience you’re just watching humans be stupid why don’t you lazy losers get up and go to the store?

[ItsJeffEpstein @itsjeffepstein]

I’m so embarrassed to live in CA.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

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[ItsJeffEpstein @itsjeffepstein]

I never get food delivered but i’m injured so i’m post-mating and it’s actually the most maddening experience you’re just watching humans be stupid why don’t you lazy losers get up and go to the store?

[ItsJeffEpstein @itsjeffepstein]

I dream of this hair and yet I know I’ll never have it.

[P👁‍🗨NY @PONY_Official]

Dude has the best hair on cable news @BillMelugin_

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They’re not “bloggers”. They’re Bravo fan accounts. They’re fans. We’re now having fans of the show be a part of the storylines. Talk about jumping the shark. #RHOC

[ItsJeffEpstein @itsjeffepstein]

Lesbians love to wear their sunglasses on top of their head.

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@blazedbratzdoll it’s so annoying lol

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Normal people: “Disgusting”

Tamra Judge: “Deesgusteen”

[ItsJeffEpstein @itsjeffepstein]

@hereontheleft she looks amazing but the veneers are too big! her original teeth were much smaller. it affects the way she talks too.

[ItsJeffEpstein @itsjeffepstein]

I for real need her to get those veneers sized down.

[Omotolani💞 @FabsTola]

A job interview is basically a conversation between two lìars.

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People are like “how are you” and what i want to say is that my upstairs neighbor is trying to get a restraining order against me but instead i just say “living life, you?”.

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Talk about jumping the shark what a mess.

[jay @JaysRealityBlog]

Next Time On #RHOC: The ladies take lie detector tests.

Source: @BravoTV

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@jms_tny Bittersweet World by Ashlee Simpson

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American Express.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

If I offered you $1,000,000 but you only keep it if the first person you call answers, who would you call?

[ItsJeffEpstein @itsjeffepstein]

I find turtlenecks to be absolutely disgusting.

[ItsJeffEpstein @itsjeffepstein]

THANK YOU i say this all the time, it’s so easy for short guys to get in shape.

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

5’8 guys after they touch 1 (one) weight

[ItsJeffEpstein @itsjeffepstein]

Idc if this sounds insensitive but I’ve had probably 25-30 friends die. I get it, it’s sad and tough your friend has cancer but.. give me a break.

[TV Deets @tvdeets]

Insiders on why Tamra Judge temporarily “quit” #RHOC:

“Tamra was going through such a tough time with Teddi [Mellencamp] being sick and the women were absolutely brutal to her. In what world would you see someone so clearly suffering emotionally and decide that’s the time to pile onto them? It makes no sense,” an insider tells OK! Magazine. “It totally makes sense why she picked up and took a beat and left. Anyone in her situation would’ve done the same. When life is tough, you look to your friends to support you and build you up and help you, not bring you down… and unfortunately, no one at that table was doing anything but making her situation tougher.”