Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵

dog person | fueled by dry humour | currently at RockstarGames, ex-Spotify, Twitter, Miramax, Martha Stewart, SPIN Magazine

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

@BklynCurmudgeon @BrittanyBabc7 Neeeeed this dress @BrittanyBabc7 source pls 🙏🏻

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

@tweats It was an honor to be part of the fun early days in NYC 🍴❤️

cc @NotMattWilkins

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

Someone did a work presentation today. In Comic Sans.

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

@jadesfw Jersey option: Popcorn Park Zoo in Lacey
Not sure if they have any resident elephants rn but they do have rescued bengal tigers. 🐯

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

@jackyeclayton “Talking too much”!is the difference between what you want to hear and what I gotta say

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

@corprteUnicorn Apostle seems like a conflicting monicker for a signature here wtf

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

@corprteUnicorn Using religion as a shield is horrific.

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

If you use the phrase “let me put together a straw man”, we are not compatible.

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

I’ve succumbed.

I am now open to the idea of wearing leggings outside of the home.

But only if they have leather accents.

And only to the airport.

There must still be rules.

#leggingsconvert #airportfashion #dressforcomfort

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

@namssas Tom Ford $5k 👀

https://t.co/F1jbaUJZJv

[Annette Taddeo @Annette_Taddeo]

I’m just curious why it’s age appropriate for kids k-5 to learn about hiding under desks and not that sometimes people have two dads.

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

Just heard a new terrible corporate phrase:
When agreeing with someone in a meeting, she said "I'm going to double-click on that." 🤮

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

@GandaraMark @TwitterNYC That chicken at our first meet-cute amiright @NotMattWilkins 🤤

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

@GandaraMark @tweats Fomo 😢

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

Do you even Wordle bro?

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

Hi @NewJerseyDOT - where can I report an issue with an unsafe crosswalk?

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

Over two hours on hold for an agent with no success. Also, I used @SoundHound to find out what this song is that I’ve now heard twelve thousand times and it’s not even a real song 😳

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

Hi @clubmedofficial - I’ve been on hold for over an hour, trying to get through to your helpline regarding the CDC advisory to avoid my upcoming trip to #turksandcaicos. There is no option to get a call back. Help please.

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

Fun fact - your hold music exactly is One. Song. On rotation for an hour and 13 minutes.

[Jen Co9 🐕 ✈️🍷🎵 @itsjenco9]

Wordle 214 3/6

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