🫧 baby jess 🫧

|buckle up its about to get a little nerdy|
✨cap x scorpio✨️|
sttwt 🦩|
jaybin|
vid gams|
he calls me hokage

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

@thossony @feralhousepuppy This is the face this imagery gave me

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

Me: Is giving a blowjob feminist or anti-feminist?

Taco Bell cashier: Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water

[Ugonna @JohnKennedy027]

@DanManCarney Michael B. Jordan was great, but Michael C. Jordan’s performance hit just as hard for me.

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

@bbambied This was a diabolical thing to get sent as a notification

[Daniel Pika @itsDanielPika]

It's 2004. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.

It's 2026. Pokémon FireRed and LeafGreen just released. Your president announced a pointless war with the Middle East.

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

@mewantstrawb

[gab @owndeceiver]

I think we’ve moved on too fast from this, the fact that Kelly Clarkson can harmonize with literally anyone never ceases to amaze me 😭

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

@aniluojl I like to think Bruce just

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

Fuck everything this guy said. Bark like you want it homie. It's not about submission. It's about if they want to, they will.

[The Crowned Man 👑 @TheCrownedMan]

My uncle never married.

Smashed through the 70s, 80s, 90s, 2000s.

Still got game at 62: blondes, brunettes, models, bartenders, you name it.

Never heard him whine about a girl.

Before I started TEXTING chicks seriously, he said some shit that still runs my game to this day...

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

You don't wanna know

[Elle 🦇 @gothamcityelle]

i don’t know why there’s so much Danny Phantom x Batman content and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

get u a man that gets more excited about ur wins than u do

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

@420matt9191 Ask em if they ass is burning from sittin' on that thing

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

200999999999999999

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

ao3

[beck @tuittabeck]

a mulher casou com um vampiro de 2 metros ela bem pitica perto dele

[まだ面白い @madaomoshiroi]

これ作った人天才すぎる

[ؘ @torturedfilm]

BEGGED HIS WIFE TO COME TO THE SHOW JUST TO DO THIS SHIT IN FRONT OF HER AND OH MAN SHE IS LUCKY THAT MICROPHONE WAS IN THE WAY THAT NIGHT

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

Bro idk this 'relationship' doesn't sit right in my bones

[Jacob Elordi Hub @jacobelordihub]

Margot Robbie revealed that while they’re testing the rain machine for a scene in “Wuthering Heights”, Jacob Elordi automatically went up to her to cover her face:

“That was one of the most romantic things I've ever experienced and seen.”

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

Fuck it all. *You're

[🫧 baby jess 🫧 @itsjess343]

First rule of fashion is confidence. Wear the damn thing. People with this mindset will have you dressed in sweat pants for the rest of your life when you could easily pull off that Versace. Get out my face, your ruining the plot.

[rachel @rachcorrine]

The first rule of fashion is fitness. Why everyone gets upset by that is beyond me. You’ve got to have a body ody ody ody ody ody to look good in clothes. This is just a fact.