jesse park

wearing nikes all the time but I still can’t do it

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

Why are ppl still misusing “than” with “then” in 2026 ?

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

SGA the biggest flopper I ever seen time and time again. And I’m an OKC fan lmfao

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

Sometimes you need to take a break from mental health to focus on alcohol

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

@SlashNCast @NFL Myles is on pace to end the season with more than both of them combined…

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

Idk how I can sleep for like 16 hours and not drink water once

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

I’m so hungover in LA rn and I’ve been hearing the ice cream truck for the last 15 minutes… but lowkey the timing was clutch bc I check out from the airbnb soon and I forgot to set an alarm.

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

You ever sneeze so hard, your ears start to ring for a bit?

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

Why do I get emails that my credit score dropped getting me all worried, but then it’s only by like 4 points… lol

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

Every time I go out drinking, I always end up needing a new screen protector the next day smh

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

I miss being a camp counselor and fucking kids up in dodgeball

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

@AMAZlNGNATURE Dude needs a dentist real bad

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

The stairs are my biggest opp rn…

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

I do this weird things where I watch review videos of a product AFTER I already bought it. The extra validation is niiiiice

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

Okay wtf my iCloud was hacked. How tf

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

Why*

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

Hey does every subway only have like one worker?

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

ALL STAR WEEKEND LFG

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

I have so many different kinds of napkins in my car lol

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

If you have like 6+ bumper stickers on your car, I’m convinced you’re actually crazy

[jesse park @itsjessepark]

To the people walking their dogs in the pitch darkness with no reflective clothing, why tf are you so friggin suicidal?