jess

stay a little. have a seat.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hey. So. The people that scan rare antique books and destroy them are the bad guys in every dystopian story. Just FYI.

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this will be used against student protesters before it will be used to protect students from school shooters

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

They should cast Ryan Gosling as Booster Gold and Russell Crowe as Ted Kord and it’s set in 1970s LA and they’re private detectives and it’s directed by Shane Black and they don’t wear their costumes and they can call it The Nice Guys 2

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Meta glasses are like wearing a Flock camera on your dumb face

[andrés @andresmiguer]

yo cuando esa persona recuerda un detalle sobre mí que solo le conté una vez

[Just T.J. the Army Vet @thomas_garrard]

Just because I have nothing to hide, doesn’t mean that I want the government to be able to spy on my nothing.

[erika @yeeeerika]

The Odyssey is proof that "on my way" has never meant "be there soon"

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

If you have diarrhea from the parasite, do not worry and hang in there, we are going to send money to Israel.

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

it is okay to rest tonight even though you need to figure your life out immediately or it’s over for you

[Gabriela 🇻🇪 @MGaby_sketch]

Te boté remix

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels to be friendly and hopeful

[sage @iluvhaaland]

Everyone be having a nice game and here comes Harry Kane with his ugly face to ruin the fun for everyone

[🔻🍉🌊🍉🔻 @outerspacepace]

This is because women are born with all of their eggs, the eggs are protected from mutations, while men are constantly making new sperm, which mutates thousands of times, because the dna isn’t protected like it is in the ovum cell. This is my fav story to tell. Haha

[jess @itsjesss07]

@aquariusmoonz LMAO I did the same

[YT @tolafolaa]

for example nothing

[ׅ❦ @cursdpanda]

when im lowkey sleepy so i decide to stay up for a few more hours

[fishy and chips I DID NOT BUY PREMIUM @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

For example nothing

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

how it feels to be loved