JP

Live. Just live

[Khandalimtshelokwakhe @K_MfundoPraise]

🥶 🥶

[nate. @f_jxr_]

she never texted me again lol

[Mack @whatMackSays]

The only thing a broke woman can do for me is vote wisely.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

This soft slap was taken more seriously than Israel killing thousands of Palestinians kids.

Let that sink in...

[Newton🇳🇬🇦🇷🇪🇸 @Skarich20]

More pussy for us fellas. 😂❤️

[Billy, The GOAT @_CrazyNairobian]

— Mahatma Ngwati, 69 AD

[𝔸ℕ𝔻𝔼ℝ𝕊🗡️ @Evander611]

Why is your father asking you for sex? We need to look into your family

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

give women free tickets to your show first, you fool.

[Wow, He’s Tsonga! @_aboihasnoname]

“I’m so jealous of your heart because it's pounding inside of you and i'm not.”

Her: Please buy me lunch.

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

How I sleep knowing my gaffer is a psychopath obsessed with marginal gains

[Dr Farouk @Dr_Pharouk]

First in my bloodline to witness a single-father chicken. 😂

[G @AFC__G]

The last day of peace before Arsenal take over my mental health for the next 9 months

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

In the Premier League, a club can submit a maximum of 25 senior players for the official squad registration (the “25-man squad list”).

But the question many are asking is, why 25? Because 25 in this case is exactly the same number of days since Arsenal won the league title.

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

My lil brother once told my mum to give him the money she would have spent on pads if he were a girl😭

[Nick Muthumbi @nickmuthumbi]

Maende wapi?

[Punstar @roywahome9]

Mother Teleza 😁

[Bushman™ @Obi_kenya001]

This country has been growing backwards

[☬ My Heart Is In Rosario ☬ @Shavin_]

Hate how as a Kenyan, everyday feels like we are parenting Kipchirchir through his presidency because he's a toddler that wants to mess up everything.

It's all "Wacha!" "Usiguze hio" "Usiuze hio" "Usiibe hio" "Usikule pesa ya education" "Nisikupate na terrorists" for fucks sake!

[Space Rider @KingSpin1]

🤣🤣 this broke the net years back 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Went to the Supermarket this morning to buy milk, they didn’t have a checkout line for Champions so I left without the milk. Stay guided champions.