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[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner:

"Anybody who thinks it's time to play militia, F around and find out. Anybody who thinks it's time to insult, to deride, to mistreat, to threaten people, F around and find out. We do have the cuffs, we do have the jail cells. We do have the Philly juries, and we have the state prisons. So if you're going to try to turn an election into some form of coercion, if you're going to try to bully people, bully votes or voters, you're going to try to erase votes, you're going to try any of that nonsense: We're not playing. F around and find out."

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[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I never took civics class in high school, but even I know a Vice President's powers. Politicians like JD Vance, who insist that Kamala Harris could do things she can't, should KNOW better.

It's literally the job he's applying for.
#LiarLiarVanceOnFire

[J🥸è @itsjoeberman]

@scottsdaleazgov @ScottsdalePD you’re lucky I didn’t die today as you freshly paved between Hayden and the 101 on Bell Road with absolutely no signage. Asphalt caked & baked on my motorcycle tires, with absolutely no traction to the point I lost control. May need new tires

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#motorcycles #neglect

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Make it trend.

This should be spread all over every wall of Twitter worldwide.
#foryoupage #foryoupageofficial #trending #NeverTrumpVance #viral2024
#orangepizzashit

[J🥸è @itsjoeberman]

“I have concepts of a plan”.

I’m going to use that to deflect every negative interaction I ever have for the rest of my life.
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