Joetrope

Certified bleak seven days a week

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

Really cool to see Roberto Carlos in attendance tonight

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

omg cholesterol

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Dear writers, we need your imagination, your narrative creativity and your lively thinking. We need these to create spaces of freedom and authenticity, within which divine grace can make the promise of consolation and peace resound. https://t.co/FEmCrdQ392

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

Woke up by a spider crawling on my chest so now I guess 0430 is a good enough time to start the day

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

It is important to resist the commodification of basic human needs. Food, water and healthcare cannot be subordinated to market considerations or geopolitical interests. Access to adequate food is a fundamental human right grounded in the dignity of every person. Meeting this need not only alleviates suffering but also addresses underlying causes of geopolitical instability. Indeed, food security is an essential component of global and integral security. https://t.co/DgkM9RegJ7

[mike @mikes0587]

I did as the icecream instructed, but now my arse is cold.

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

Our PM in waiting

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

BAH GAWD THATS GORDON BROWNS MUSIC

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

That or the big breweries bought the most popular ones and enshitified them into oblivion

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

It feels like everyone was under a cultural hypnosis that made them drink IPAs and then just woke up one day a few years ago and were like, “wait why are we drinking this?”

[Richard Parker @RichParkerLab]

Britain First are protesting in Birmingham today. They are not welcome.

The city - and our region - do not share their divisive and dangerous rhetoric.

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

Nevermind

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

I’m here for Miguel Almirón

[ceern @NotoriousBAG_]

Makes you proud to be Scottish that

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Lineker on ITV

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

Sounds like the premise for GTA 7

[Allen Sales @AllenSales]

Bosnians have arrived in Inglewood. ✊

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

“Love take me down to the streets”
By Wings

[📻 Colin Paterson 📺 @ColinGPaterson]

What is the most mis-sung lyric by an act’s own fans?

I’ll open with Take That’s “Never Forget”.

Everyone sings: “Never forget where you’re coming from.”

But it is: “Never forget where you’ve come here from”.

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

Seeing a lot of talk about who they’d like as the ideal front of shirt sponsor for #AVFC

For me it’s a no-brainer

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

England are you from Texas because you’re the only Ten I see 😏

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

Game of football happening here

[Joetrope @itsjoetrope]

Seventeen American dollhairs Jaysus wept

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

FYI England fans