jon mackey

he/him - - watch my shorts and give me money to make stuff for you.

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

Hey this is a gross tweet—but I’m really good at my job and if any reps out there are looking to take on a client who is a really good writer/director/improviser/actor/sweetie-pie who people really like working with— hi. I’m Jon. Come on in. (This tweet will get ten likes)

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

You can’t do this to me.

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

Look man, me and Jeff have been talking. And based on some stuff we’ve seen you do and heard you say and know you believe, we both think, and man this sucks to have to tell you, but… you might be a redneck.

[The Brett DeMott Show with Buddy @BrettDeMottShow]

The only news story you need to know. #science #nature #animals #podcast #comedy #news #funny #politics #election

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

Gonna stream some Magic the Gathering Arena over at https://t.co/T4dvCevE7H 3-5p PST today if you wanna watch me absolutely lose it about cards.

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

I’ve decided to vote this year.

[The Brett DeMott Show with Buddy @BrettDeMottShow]

A truly wild interview with Tuck Everblahsting (@mattmazany) this week. Tuck is a rancher who got in trouble for cloning sheep for sport hunting and BOOOY is there more to his story!! #ranch #sheep #farm #cloning #science #hunting #brettdemott #brettdemottshow

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

Buddy excitedly dropped 10m into Tesla stock because Elon made a new one of these.

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Optimus just poured a drink and didn’t ask for a 25% tip on an iPad.

Just put $10M more into Tesla stock

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

After being back on twitter for a few days I’ve turned back to religion and am praying to G for a big sinkhole under the data center wherever this website’s data is stored.

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

Gonna stream Magic the Frickin’ Gathering Arena on Twitch at 2p if you’re feelin’ freaky— https://t.co/T4dvCevE7H

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

Clown World.

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

First tweet in months. Twitter do your thing!

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

Just heard an ad on a podcast saying sandwiches is going extinct. What the fuck are we even talking about?

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

accidentally held a door open for a cop

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

@FernieCommaAlex Fallout is good though. You should watch it.

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

You could just do a compilation of Jesse Plemons’ scenes from all his movies and I’d pay an imax ticket price to go watch it.

[ryan rosenberg @chosenberg]

Sometimes you look in the mirror and think, ok not bad! But other times you look in the mirror and think, damn, this is not good, I look exactly like Gru from Despicable Me.

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

Im teaching two online video workshops coming up in a few weeks! This one is for absolute beginners, no video experience required, and you’ll leave class having shot and edited something all by yourself!! Get into it! https://t.co/NK45yRpdaB

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

Hey twitter world! I’m teaching two filmmaking classes starting on a couple weeks— one for beginners and one for folks looking to produce their own stuff! Give the website a look and sign up! It’ll be rad! https://t.co/06RlSfQK2C

[jon mackey @itsjonmackey]

Typical safe interpretation based on reading the actual comics instead of listening to your gut.

Beta behavior.

[Ryan @CaliforniaGian1]

@itsjonmackey No idea who you are or why you're always on my timeline but no, this is just fucking wrong. Its not a hot take, its just wrong. If you know anything about the lore, Bruce Wayne is shown to be Batman in Detective Comics #27. Superman is from a different galaxy, beleive it or not.

[Ryan @CaliforniaGian1]

@itsjonmackey No idea who you are or why you're always on my timeline but no, this is just fucking wrong. Its not a hot take, its just wrong. If you know anything about the lore, Bruce Wayne is shown to be Batman in Detective Comics #27. Superman is from a different galaxy, beleive it or not.