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💛 @Abhiiouslyio

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Yesterday, I went to see Zendaya and Mr Zendaya in a movie. Today, I went to see Zendaya and Mr Zendaya in a different movie. It has been a good weekend.

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

When they’re mean to winter lamb in Sheep Detectives

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

[Agita Christie @pagan_hoetry]

Atrocious vibes this week. Not sure if anyone else is experiencing this

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

It’s gonna be 100 degrees tomorrow and I can’t even get a nice cold caesar salad to wash my martini down with because lettuce now gives people explosive diarrhea

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[GLIZZ¥. @glizzyimdrunk]

“if i wanted to bring her back, i would’ve.” ?????????????????? so nobody’s gonna tell kayda the truth?????????

[t. @taeseru]

mind you this is romantic af

[brandon* @brndxix]

if you talk during the cars rerelease you will be gunned down

[mo @mofromyt]

hearing rascal flatts ‘life is a highway’ again in theaters is gonna be a religious experience

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

why would this car behind me just honk at me cause i hit a curb like what does that have to do with you

[monica @waystarroyhoe]

“why are we gendering the moon?” i mean why would the moon be a man lmao

[Bodega Baddie @SunnyBanks_]

Easter ain’t been the same since they got rid of these and Payless 😢

[𝕌𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕕𝕠𝕘𝔹𝕋: 𝔹𝕃𝕄 ✊🏿 @B_Rabbit843]

GOOD because defunding educational television is stupid.

[alex @alex_abads]

when a customer puts casino butter directly on the stone

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

That moment in Brother Bear (2003) when Kenai realizes the bear he killed was Koda’s mother… and understands he’s the “monster” in the story.

[suki @soupkis]

sorry all my messages end with “!!” i don’t know how to properly show my whimsy

[‏َ @lalisatto]

remember everytime you use AI, you’re taking away his water