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[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Money for missiles: UNLIMITED
Money for wars: UNLIMITED
Money for defense contractors: UNLIMITED
Money to house Americans?
Sorry, the budget is tight this year!!!!!

[The Roaring Baby @TheRoaringBaby]

#ted #TedSeason2

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Be prepared, there is a small chance that our horrendous leadership could unknowingly lead us into World War III.

[jordy 🌺 @shordiijordii]

*public execution sparks retaliation from patriotic americans against domestic terrorists

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

Sometimes the pencil led that’s been stuck in my arm since elementary school tells me to do bad things

[𝘫𝘰𝘴𝘦 :ᴘ @itsjosseep]

me waking up up from my nap (i forgot to take off my contacts)

[enzo @amaybetino]

when the war against AI starts and I have to kill spotify DJ

[Static🇨🇲🇪🇨🇨🇦 @MightBeStatic]

#TakeTheseSocialistStrokes

[kendall @hasansstache]

WE'RE ALL NEW YORKERS TONIGHT BAYBEEEEE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Viathan 🔆 @VermilViathan]

>wearing a 'jesus saves' hoodie while dancing and celebrating the fact that children, the disabled, and the elderly are going hungry

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

when I'm having fun on a sunday and it becomes 6-7pm

[carson tk @carson_tk]

Just moved into my new home 🙏

[🌿✧ Faye ✧🌿 @fayewilds_]

BREAKING NEWS: politicians can just choose to not just be adolf hitler and instead actually help people

[cyn 🪼 @vcnllasky]

How Spanish teachers talk about vosotros

[nicky @THECRIMESAGA]

tanking the rapture tomorrow because new lego batman drops next year

[Pree @diabolicalpree]

When the Dasher knocks & stays at the door after the instructions said to leave it at the door