Jordan

Blessed be the fruit loops — she/her

[Jordan @itsjp325]

@Delta And you know in 688 minutes from now, if I don’t answer their message within 3 minutes I’m going to lose my chance and have to start over again.

[Jordan @itsjp325]

@Delta why is giving people a wait time of 11.5 hours even allowed. This is to talk to a second rep because the first couldn’t help me. I never get on twitter but I can’t manage to talk to an actual person at Delta any other way 😭

[Jordan @itsjp325]

Despite Noodles' infinite wisdom, I argue that today is a bones day because I accepted a job offer for post-graduation 😌😌😌

[Jordan @itsjp325]

@TreyWitzel This was how my neighborhood was growing up! Sloane is going to love it so much and have so many fun memories! 🥺

[Jordan @itsjp325]

My social work job field training: Always trust your gut when you're in the field.

Me: Ma'am, I do not think you understand, I'm sitting safely in a secure office right now and my gut is still telling me to gtfo

[Anna Langthorn @annalangthorn]

While you all are playing "is this allergies or COVID" I am playing "is this generalized anxiety or 'intuition'?"

[Jordan @itsjp325]

No you don't understand how fast I will move to OKC 👀👀

[Greater OKC Chamber @okcchamber]

“Most cities have had an RTA for decades. We’re starting from scratch and we have a great board…we’re looking heavily into a commuter rail system and it has progressed well.”
- RTA Vice Chair Marion Hutchison

[Jordan @itsjp325]

CJ called it!

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

No bones today

[Jordan @itsjp325]

According to my toddler, it's a no bones day

[Jordan @itsjp325]

Is this why we've had a high call volume today for the crisis line? 😔

[Does Noodle Have Bones @NoodlesBonesDay]

It’s a no bones day! Rest up, recuperate, and be kind to yourself today 💙 #NoBonesDay

[Jordan @itsjp325]

My immune system fighting for it's life as my sick toddler repeatedly coughs and sneezes directly on my face

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

oh wow would you look at that forecast

[Jordan @itsjp325]

There are so many shows I want to watch and I absolutely do not have the attention span to start any of them.

[Jordan @itsjp325]

@MorgiePorgie11 I haven't found them in YEARS. And I look every year 😔

[Jordan @itsjp325]

Not gonna lie, I think alcohol is required for these to actually be enjoyable.

[Jordan @itsjp325]

I'm currently eating my favorite drunk food during normal breakfast hours.... Is this... Adulthood?

[Jordan @itsjp325]

@ literally everyone that said your septum doesn't hurt

[Jordan @itsjp325]

@OkieSpaceQueen In Tulsa, there is one true answer 🙏