Jack Partridge

He/Him

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actually my haters have some really valid points

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my toxic trait is that my spores are incredibly venomous and deadly

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amazing that i only really did party drugs during lockdown because i dont like clubs

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@samreich @dropout what do we want? TEETH! what do we want? TEETH! what do we want? TEETH! What do we want? TEETH! What do we-

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hey girl we pierced your boyfriend's film lid. yeah he's in the microwave now

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yea recently i've just kinda got really into staring blankly ahead and making my way through the crowd

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mr beast be like a medieval king making peasants dance for supper fr

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if i ever need to win the trust of the bears i will simply approach a single mother with young children to show i am a caregiver and thus should be welcomed

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i am now a matty healy fan against my will i am furious

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me: how old are you?

Drake: 36 and a quarter

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why tf does hugh grant reference 9/11 at the start of love actually

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bigitte macron just retweeted you bitch

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i wish it was as easy to buy illicit substances as the school assemblies used to make out it was

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@_ilp0_ pure h8

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drake the kinda guy to post an instagram status

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@_ilp0_ do you know if there's like a store?

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one thing about me is that i wish i could be one of the linkedin marketing girlies

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@_ilp0_ rip in dead

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are classic cars cool? absolutely!

are the people who own classic cars cool? absolutely not

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i just had a gym phone me and say 'i can see we've contacted you 16 times and that needs to stop' like bestie this is entirely on u