She calls me pendejo

[She calls me pendejo @itsjust3ddy]

@00Keloo He just like me fr

[yamimi @sour2sticky]

i can confirm the mexican cheating gene fully kicks in at 25 btw

[xavier @nahimdifferent]

up going thru shit only Peter Parker and Future would get

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Odysseus’s wife waited for 20 years while 108 rich men tried to marry her every day.

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

Translation: "Me and the boys up here are getting so much pape, im actually having trouble sleeping with how badly we're robbing you niggas".

[𝗔𝗟𝗕𝗨𝗠 𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗞𝗦 📀 @AlbumTalksHQ]

NOBODY:

ABSOLUTELY NOBODY:

MY BRAIN EVERY 10 MINUTES ⤵️

[Way2many40s @averagehoodlum5]

You not a real Mexican if you cant lose it all and get it back

[ficcnucc @ficcnucc]

WHO THE FUCK

[OtakuDaiKun @OtakuDaiKun]

He's a response to everyone who foolishly thinks Fate Zero ruins Artoria's character. Francesca expected him to complain about what he saw, but he proves he's a real fan of who Artoria is, flaws and all.

[She calls me pendejo @itsjust3ddy]

@hachilore Lost the light in my eyes that day

[ProCy ☘️ @_ProCy_]

Nastiest upscale in NBA history dawg

[bloutgoggles @bloutgoggles]

Niggas who took Bam Adebayo under today😭😭😭😭😭😭🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[AtnsMDX @AtnsXBT]

earth full gameplay guide and review:

- takes 3 years to unlock voice chat
- tutorial takes 18 years
- banned at level 60-80
- can’t respawn
- pay to win
- good graphics, no lag
- can’t choose your own spawn server or username
- signing up takes 9 months

[The Bavarian Boy 🦅 @LrdScottMns]

C'est pour ça que je peux pas être un escroc notoire ou un trafiquant international

On m'aurait aussi attrapé tout nu dans mon lit avec Rubi Rose et Bonnie Blue

[She calls me pendejo @itsjust3ddy]

@animetv_jp LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[Celeste@Your Lost Child of Chaldea Evermore @CelestineLives]

How is this both one of the most toxic, and yet one of the most wholesome relationships in Fate at the same time?

One moment it “Haha, Orion become Pincushion”

And the next moment, you get THIS