fly is a fly but what is it called when it’s a group of flies? The answer would be a “business” of flies. So next time someone says, “Mind your own business”, what they mean is you should go mind your own flies.🤣😂
My cousin Chinedu disappeared for twenty minutes during my auntie’s funeral.
Nobody noticed at first because the house was packed. Family everywhere. People crying, praying, cooking in the backyard. Kids running around.
Typical Nigerian funeral.
When he finally came back, his clothes were soaked.
Not with rain. With muddy water.
Everyone gives up in their own way.
Some stop caring about how they look. Some lose interest in things they once wanted so badly. Some drop out of school, stop taking care of themselves, or only listen to sad songs. Some stop taking photos, stop dreaming, and stop believing in love.
It is sad that some people actually die at 25, but they are not buried until they are 70. Their heart keeps beating, but something deep inside them has already died.
If you are reading this right now, I hope a small part of you is still alive even if it feels weak, quiet, or barely holding on. As long as that tiny part is still breathing and trying, you are not finished. You are just waiting to come back to life. 🍀
My original plan was to get to camp, do documentation, fake one serious sickness and go back home.
So I went to the clinic with my fake illness, but the nurse who attended to me advised me to stay. She was really nice.
She said if I wanted to enjoy camp, I should join a group and suggested OBS or Man O’ War. She also said it would help me get a good PPA.
Man O’ War already sounded like suffering, so I carried my soft self to OBS.
I was always at the forefront of activities, and so when I started hearing, “don’t worry, someone has already paid” at Mammy. I started feeling like a mini celebrity.
I never ate camp food. And almost all the meals I ate at Mammy was paid for by an anonymous person.
I only ate from one particular canteen, so one day I asked the woman for the people who were paying for my meals, so I could at least thank them.
She told me it wasn’t people. It was one person. A guy.
Ha.
During social night, I was making videos when I noticed one guy constantly trying to appear in them. I turned and said hi.
Long story short, we got talking.
Then he told me his plan had been to come to camp, finish documentation, and leave.
But he saw me on arrival, and somehow he had a reason to stay.
In my head I was loke “so this is love, tananana.”
The next day we went to Mammy to eat and the canteen woman said, “Na the brother wey dey pay for your food be this.”
What a beautiful story for when my kids ask how I met their dad.
On the last day of camp, we spent the night together in a hotel. Three nights actually 🌚
We got posted to different PPAs in Port Harcourt.
Role: Personal Assistant
Salary: N200,000
Key responsibilities
Provide administrative support to ensure efficient daily operations
Manage schedules, appointments and calendars
Handle emails and correspondence professionally
Organize files, documents and important information
Assist with research, reports and presentations
Coordinate tasks and follow up to ensure timely completion
REQUIREMENTS
Minimum of 1 year experience as a Personal Assistant or in a similar role
Proficiency in Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook)
Proficiency in Google Workspace (Docs, Sheets, Drive, Gmail, Calendar)
Excellent organizational and time-management skills
Strong written and verbal communications skills
Ability to work independently and meet deadlines
How to apply: Send your CV to [email protected]
Incredible achievement for Marcus Rasford and Scott Mc Tominay right?
How about we check on the progress of other players who left Manchester United.
Alejandro Garnacho -> 9th (Chelsea)
Donny van de Beek -> 17th (Girona)
Anthony Elanga -> 13th (Newcastle)
Hannibal Mejbri -> 19th (Burnley)
Dan James -> 14th (Leeds)
Axel Tuanzebe -> 19th (Burnley)
Zidane Iqbal -> 7th (Utrecht)
I’m bringing this to your attention since you “mistakenly” omitted other players in order to suit your agenda.
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📌 Responsibilities:
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Job Type: Full-time
Apply through the comment section
HIRING
These roles are available for hire:
1. Virtual Assistant(2)
2. Graphic & Video Editors(2): $10/hr
3. Typist
4. Data Entry(2): $12/hr
5. Social Media Manager(2): $12/hr
6. Copywriter
7. Marketer
8. Customer Service Rep (2)
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Interested? know anyone interested?