ellen

oxford comma enthusiast 🍉 she/her

[Charlotte :3 @charloofers]

it's so jarring starting a job and seeing how unradicalized everyone there is

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

artist

[ellen @itsjust_ellen]

You miss 100% of the cats you don’t say pspsps to

[ellen @itsjust_ellen]

couch to 5k has me going through the five stages of grief with every run

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ellen @itsjust_ellen]

She’s covered in the colours of the lesbian and bisexual flags ?? sapphic moon confirmed

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

i’m sick she is so beautiful

[freckxi ⋆˚࿔ @freckxi]

i’m sick she is so beautiful

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[bea ☘️ @clovermite925]

girls only want one thing

[sab @sickysab]

you dont see a lot of people enjoying pears these days. old head fruit

[ellen @itsjust_ellen]

☝️it’s important to be at the front of the crowd when boarding a busy train so that you can enforce proper etiquette

[ellen @itsjust_ellen]

need someone to follow me round 24/7 and play background music like in the movies so I know how to I’m supposed to be feeling bc I’m too tired to figure all that out myself

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

OK - Cervical screening *is* painful for a lot of people. I talk about this openly. The difference is, instead of ignoring & dismissing it’s painful for many of us, I advocate for us to be open about that & STILL get screening. Talk about options for anxiety & pain relief.

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

da movies

[isha @scriptedcore]

the vibe i bring to a function

[ellen @itsjust_ellen]

word to the wise: uno is NOT a workplace friendly game I’m about to report my colleagues to hr for excessive use of +4 cards

[ellen @itsjust_ellen]

sylvia plath and her fig tree have entered the chat

[resource seestar @ahelpfulsister]

There’s something called “paralysis by analysis” it happens when you spend so much time weighing your options, searching for the “perfect” way or overthinking every detail that you end up doing nothing at all. The fear of making the wrong move replaces the courage to simply start

[cez @cezthesocialist]

“We must all be able to debate freely and openly” is crazy coming from a man who arrested over 1.3k in a month for holding pieces of cardboard that said genocide is bad.