It_All_Feels_Scripted

The world is absurd. I just point at it.
Conspiracies, satire, strange headlines, and bad puns.

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@LB_1966A I no speaka English or reada it either.

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@klara_sjo Do you think they would go good on Pizza?

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@DefiantLs Nobody should fart in elevators except me.

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@Theshtabyss @6ixbuzztv It’s definitely going to turn into a Smellers in no time.

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@johnadexmeekma1 @greg16676935420 You’re right, I would have called in the K9’s as well! The guy that microwaved the fish should face terrorism charges….

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@HapoelYarda @joe_warmington @ezralevant At this point it’s clear that this has nothing to do with incompetence, this is completely coordinated and deliberate. Our own government is engaging in warfare against us Canadians, and they are hellbent on replacing us with government compliant 3rd world immigrants.

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@ItsIsraelVsEvil @joe_warmington @ezralevant I’m aware

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@sunQ_osrs @trad_west_ I was gonna say something, but this guy nailed it.

https://t.co/sw6eHy4H95

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@trad_west_ Some retard below said "this violates other's religious freedom". Well f**k off then! Many brands are putting gay messaging & their little gay rainbows & other gay shit on products. It offends all people of faith, they deal with it. Now you deal with it too you whiny jerk!

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@ItsIsraelVsEvil @joe_warmington @ezralevant Either way it’s not something Canadians should have to deal with.

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@ColinWxchaser @oshawacity There used to be a house right here, I lived in it when I was a child. The business downstairs was called Hillrow Electric, and we used to live upstairs. Sad to see this piece of history gone.

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@berdyn This could be an endless money supply. Buy 100,000 Costco hotdogs at $1.50 each in Canada. Sell Canadian Costco hotdogs in the US for $1.50 ($150,000 USD)

Exchange $150,000 USD into CAD ($208,500 CAD), make $58,000 CAD profit. Repeat steps 1-3.

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@kingkapoor72 This doesn’t solve the problem, stay in your own damn country if you can’t embrace our culture. If you like your culture so much, why are you people even here? It’s not to assimilate, it’s to conquer. It’s about time people come to this realization.

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@Tablesalt13 This women will probably return to Canada to be arrested, and serve a life sentence. Kids sent off to a Pakistani foster home.

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If you see this background image in someone’s profile, it’s a bot account. I’ve removed at least a dozen in the last 2 weeks. Minimal followers, usually located in Türkiye, zero posts or engagement in comments.

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@Watchman_motto Number one rule of carrying a weapon for self defence, you never need permission to carry a weapon for self defence. The people who refuse to give you permission are the people you will need to defend yourself against.

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@vitamindees I see this on the daily in Toronto. I just step over them now and keep walking, after being attacked by one for giving him narcan a year ago. I called 911 last week because I found someone like this with a his dog shaking in fear beside him.

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@NoahKingJr Still working on a self destruct prompt, you will know if I am successful.

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@alphafox My dad had one of these, the antenna was so long he had to duck going through doorways.

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@TodMcky Yup, and people think this was incompetence, they all love when we bicker and complain that they are incompetent, it’s better than everyone talking about the fact that it’s deliberate. ALL government needs to be overhauled, and they won’t do this to themselves.

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@TodMcky Yea but their parents came here, busted their ass, assimilated, paid taxes and helped build this country. The new wave of immigrants are not the same.