Zach Kush

i’m made of meat.

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

twitter is nice because people here are more open about the ways in which their depression is funnier than mine

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

@Wario64 i think this somehow worked to my advantage. i opened up best buy in another tab a couple minutes ago - while they were apparently dumping other people - and grabbed one. conf # received. card charged. 😵

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

walking up to a person holding a baby and asking what kind of dog that is

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

@MKBHD he said “window(s)” twice while talking about that feature…?

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

@mavvvy17 phu thai rules 🤘

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

i inform to regret you

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

@izimbra77 @mrbobodenkirk awwww i just heard him on CBB talking about this. it’s good? 🤗

[Cher @cher]

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[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

@mondayaddams_ didn’t know they made a laura palmer doll

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

“oh i’m sorry, we’re actually out of that soup”

*jon brion interlude starts playing in my head as my eyes well up*

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

if you love me and i get lost at the bottom of the ocean, please (and i can’t stress this enough) go to your concert.

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

@RyanCrowley just start with My Neighbor Totoro and keep going :)

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

buckle the fuck up, brain. i’m about to take you on a musical little ride called Repeat 1.

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

this is my emotional support 2nd season episode of rick and morty

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

Today I saw a fawn stumbling through a field of clover.

please dm me my nobel prize in poetry.

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

whatever i guess the red onion that sprouted in my fruit basket is just another house plant now

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

i think that if paris hilton was around when they tested the atomic bomb, oppenheimer would’ve said “that’s hot” instead of am becoming death

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

here’s a tweet for my mom that my mom would like:

(in an australian accent) A MINION ATE MY MINION

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

Patrick Stewart as spokesperson for incontinence medication:

“These days, when my body tells me that I have to Boldly Go, you might say that Resistance is Futile. That’s why…”

[Zach Kush @itsjustawizard]

@reallyreallygay do something about this economy… in this economy??