Derek Andrzejczak

Cool story, bro

[Derek Andrzejczak @itsjustderek]

I'll walk 2 hours in the snow to get coffee, but if the remote falls off the couch I'm watching this channel all night

[Derek Andrzejczak @itsjustderek]

.@power97wpg Can you please stop playing Alanis Morrisette every day all day? And no more Fatboy Slim either. Where’s the Power 97 we all used to love?

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

LeBron is a smart dude (and one of the most thoughtful athletes we have) - this is a bullshit tweet and feels more than a little racist. You’re a constant embarrassment.

[Derek Andrzejczak @itsjustderek]

@joshgreenman “Hurt” by Johnny Cash. Even Trent Reznor has said that the song is now Johnny’s.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

They're talking about Russian steroids for Brock

[Gabriel Morency @sportsrage]

Happy Birthday to the great #TerryFox #RIP .....Would have been 60 today ......If u dont know his story . u SHOULD.

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

Honestly, if you're triggered by words I feel for you. Stay home. In the dark. Don't get online and don't look outside. It's better that way.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I am joining the Golden State Warriors.

[Derek Andrzejczak @itsjustderek]

@FriedgeHNIC It’s a good class this year, but what about Theo Fluery & Alex Mogilny? Both deserve to be Hall of Famers.

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

I’ve been waiting 61 years to have a beer with Anthony Bourdain.

But I was willing to wait longer.

I’m always willing to wait longer.

If you’re thinking about suicide please call 1-800-273-8255

I can wait.

[Derek Andrzejczak @itsjustderek]

@MizzzAlia @sportsrage Don’t forget Roger Clemens blaming the juice on his wife.

[Bret Hart @BretHart]

I miss you every day Owen, and I vow to keep your memory alive despite the efforts to let you fade away.

[Derek Andrzejczak @itsjustderek]

@arcticicehockey I sense regret in about 8 months for San Jose. What’s the definition of insanity again?

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Yeah yeah yeah, I know. I’m a crank. But the word “royals” just ...will never go down easy. Only person I ever felt comfortable referring to as “Prince” came from Minneapolis

[DJ Blitz @djblitzwpg]

So many people have these cute relationships meanwhile I can’t even get an emergency alert text

[Derek Andrzejczak @itsjustderek]

Despite her banging that orange gorilla, I still dig @StormyDaniels

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

you know who else got supsended 3 days for cross-checking? Jesus https://t.co/mO7cE9cJsh

[Derek Andrzejczak @itsjustderek]

Breaking news: LeBron is good.

[randy turner @randyturner15]

That time you tried to make Bud Light taste better. https://t.co/iUxvGyYLaU