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Your blue checkmark and gigantic penis terrify me and I lose sleep over it!!

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@FmrRepMTG

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@BlueOcean3276 Crustaceans lose limbs all the time in the wild. They grow them back by the next molt. That last split should have come first but eh. The first smack disrupted the nervous system enough it doesn't really matter.

I'm more concerned why it matters to even reply.

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@MelonieMac Aaaahhhh curses to you blue check account forcing me to interact because I'm just dumb enough as a twitter user to rage!

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@_nativeamerica *WAS

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@minatokusi_ 7? My day would be over in 12 minutes flat. She'd better start cheating or aim higher cuz I'm ready to go again!

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@jo09ts4 One look at my fat ass would tell you I very MUCH take pleasure in........oh....wait.....that's not what you were asking was it....

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@WrightMerita Nah that second one was WAY more fire than the others!

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@ClaraInkMilf My dry spell is so bad I'd fuck you even if you WERE a photo!

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@ewarren I'm not doing any of that shit you dumb poser bitch.

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@DaddyTwinzz Oh I've seen this one except I remember the 'son' being much older and I didn't want to barf seeing his face buried in her crotch......

[Who? @itsjustnub]

Imagine how furiously I Googled when I could have SWORN I just saw @SydneyLWatson as a demon in Supernatural!! 🤣

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@rozali_126 No need to arrest dead people.

[Who? @itsjustnub]

Me watching this Clancy bullshit STILL playing out before me!

https://t.co/kmRsBBwn51

[Who? @itsjustnub]

Wait. I'm confused. So it's OK to be violent to your family as long and they don't survive? Cuz that's the consensus among functionally retarded adults on social media.
Crazy.

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@MysticAngel369 I don't worship him I jerk off to him.
Violently.

[Who? @itsjustnub]

Secondary Miss Mary.

[Who? @itsjustnub]

If you're ever constipated and own a Samsung- open the dialer, open dialer settings, tap open to keypad, read notice that says will always open to keypad.....you'll suddenly need to shit!
That's what just happened to me anyway.
Granted I'm not constipated but still!

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@snowyxq1 Me.
Duh.

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@Geniustechw I don't see anything now that I barfed all over my monitor!

[Who? @itsjustnub]

@flatsmackin My dry spell has gone so lo ng this post gave me a boner.