Roar

Just Roar.
Stand up comedian. Improvisor. Podcaster. occasional DnD streamer.
Sometimes I'm on TV.

[Roar @itsjustroar]

I wore skinny jeans today and now my leg hair hurts.

[Mariya Alexander @MariyaAlexander]

Rizz? You mean the old razzle dazzle???

[Roar @itsjustroar]

@mspixieriot it's queer and excellent.

[Roar @itsjustroar]

@mspixieriot have you ever seen Wynona Earp? (it's very good and you just described a gender swapped Doc)

[Roar @itsjustroar]

@sparklesdani @mspixieriot Paparazzi found us. At least we cute.

[Roar @itsjustroar]

@mspixieriot @sparklesdani it absolutely is

[Roar @itsjustroar]

@mspixieriot 🙋‍♂️

[Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood]

me, lightly touching miette with the side of my foot: miette move out of the way please so I don’t trip on you

miette, her eyes enormous: you KICK miette? you kick her body like the football? oh! oh! jail for mother! jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[Tariq Ra’ouf 🇵🇸 @tariq_raouf]

My dad and I are still trying to raise funds to help with my mom’s hospice care.

My parents have given me so much in life, and all I want to do is help them during this horrible time. All $ goes directly to my dad, shares greatly appreciated.

https://t.co/nP8siEmlWM

[Roar @itsjustroar]

@mspixieriot @sparklesdani

[jay🔮🍉 @dunjays]

good morning enjoy this brennan meme i made 💜

[pixie riot @mspixieriot]

Hi Edmonton! I am looking for an extra ticket for the sold-out #DARKyeg at @FortEdPark on Saturday night - one member of our group wasn't able to get one before they sold out. :( #Yeg

[Roar @itsjustroar]

@mspixieriot I have a very Large streak. I'll be your language pal

[Roar @itsjustroar]

@sparklesdani I already carry it!

[Roar @itsjustroar]

@Dakota_Raymond https://t.co/YMh2uOXJmK

[Roar @itsjustroar]

@Dakota_Raymond if you aren't in a rush. I do customs...

[bigsock @biggersocks]

this is how i would kiss my shark wife if i was a shark and married

[Roar @itsjustroar]

I wish the provincial health app had a spot for when you are on a surgical wait list. "You are # 1256. currently operating on patient # 876. Estimated wait time is ____#

this brought to you by the indeterminatly long hysterectomy wait list and another month of excruciating pain.