kalli

chicago ╳ I like you already.

[yedoye @yedoye_]

every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed

[kalli @itskaaalli]

*exhales for the first time since november 8, 2016*

[kalli @itskaaalli]

you’re right, @IvankaTrump, counting all legal votes is not controversial. what is dangerous, though, is insinuating that fraud is taking place with zero evidence to support those claims.

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

Every legally cast vote should be counted. Every illegally cast vote should not. This should not be controversial.

This is not a partisan statement — free and fair elections are the foundation of our democracy. 🇺🇸

[kalli @itskaaalli]

I’ll take the president that believes in democracy and denounces white supremacy, please.

[kalli @itskaaalli]

@JoeBiden Hell yea you are, Joe. Can’t wait.

[kalli @itskaaalli]

@thereidfeed @layton_chandler this is how you are forever engrained in my brain

[kalli @itskaaalli]

@DoctorGutzMD I cannot wait for this!

[kalli @itskaaalli]

Saturday Night Live writers when the fly landed on Pence’s head #VPDebate2020 #FLY2020

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'Stand back': to take a few steps backwards

'Stand by': to be or to get ready to act

#Debates2020

[Adrianna McIntyre (@adrianna.bsky.social) @onceuponA]

I can't believe I was ever told that women are too emotional to be president

[kalli @itskaaalli]

@RyanExxles Shorty McDouglas

[kalli @itskaaalli]

precedented times? I don’t know her.

[Ryan Eccles @RyanExxles]

When I ask @itskaaalli to watch football on the main TV.

[kalli @itskaaalli]

this looks like an ad for the wildest UFC of all time.

[James @CaucasianJames]

just thanked god it’s friday. he said no problem man

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

i said don’t be a fucking meanie

[kalli @itskaaalli]

@barstoolcarl *****not sponsored by UPS, but should be.

[kalli @itskaaalli]

@barstoolcarl you’d actually be able to count on Melvin to deliver.

[kalli @itskaaalli]

tiny planes get such a bad rep, but honestly tiny planes mean no middle seats and my basic economy ass is here 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 it 👏🏻