Katie

[☔ @Whotfismick]

nobody:

me at 2AM:

[Houston Astros @astros]

Yes, this is real life.

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

“I hope this email finds you well.”

How the email finds me:

[Katie @itskatie_98]

I’m fuckin with dis hair style, but not you as a person. FUCK you

[ً @artfuIchaos]

“payment was successful”

me:

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail.

[Nai @naimoder]

is there an invisible war going on that im not aware of

[DC_Draino @DC_Draino]

Best video I’ve found explaining the chemical aspect of the Ohio train disaster

Extremely toxic liquid vinyl chloride was leaking so authorities planned a “controlled burn” but that created hydrogen chloride acid that clings to water

Basically acid rain
https://t.co/gIsaKqm114

[Katie @itskatie_98]

@nanncyy_xo I’ll have the hospital on standby I guess

[𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱 @xen4yo]

“I know imma be sleep as soon as I make it to the crib”

Me as soon as I get home:

[JP @jpbrammer]

a corporate phrase I dislike is “just to piggyback off what you said…” Get off me

[Katie @itskatie_98]

@nanncyy_xo I think you have a problem nancy. Hope you get help soon

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

Scientifically impossible places that actually exist

A THREAD

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Girl.. I’m bouta have a panic attack 😵‍💫

Here’s the first official look at Love, Lizzo! 11/24. @hbomax

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

how @astros fans about to be to all the haters this offseason 😅