Katie Cook

probably a fan of your work

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Israeli military vehicles arrived at the gates of Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza City where fuel, medicine and food are running out. “I’m watching patients die in front of my eyes, and I can’t provide them the slightest bit of help,” one doctor said. https://t.co/Ej2Dvbecfl

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

Every time I watch Jeopardy I only know one question and it’s always the only one in the whole game that none of the contestants have any clue about

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

A lot of you don’t understand that you need to be replying to every meme, TikTok, and article I send you with a series of emojis and at least 1-2 phrases or sentences about how good it is

[Sabrina @NerdyAndQuirky]

billionares are so weird. what are you saving up for? hell?

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

@MyFitnessPal why can’t I upload recipes?

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it’s gone

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

I’ve trained my parents to say things like “this show has really good writing.”

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

I bring my boyfriend home to meet my parents. I take a knife to his forehead and cut him down the middle. Surprise! He is a cake. I told you he was sweet, I say

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

I say my hobbies are reading and hiking but they are actually buying fruit and throwing away fruit

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

All the men my age are so old

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

@aprilveebee

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

@HumanAdvocate74 No dude you only shared your 5 tries so I shared my 5

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

@HumanAdvocate74 No it was
smart
stark (dumb mistake)
soars
scary
share

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

@HumanAdvocate74 Wordle 229 6/6

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[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

Emily in Paris is maybe the worst thing I’ve ever seen and I’m definitely gonna stop watching it in just a few more minutes.

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

@GlennHowerton in case no one has said it yet, you experienced sleep paralysis! Used to happen to me all the time and and I thought ghosts or demons were trying to kill me

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

I didn’t let myself go, myself just went without my permission.

[Katie Cook @itskatiecook]

@samesmail @thewatchpod @ChrisRyan77 Yes Mr. Corman! Yes Master of None!
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[trash jones @jzux]

I SAID YES!!! 😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💍💍💍💍💍 someone asked me if i was feeling sad!!