kp🐀

bikits and gavy. what it do I’m KP, if you’re here, sorry.

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

“Are you brushing your teeth after you eat ass?”

[daisy @cinnadaisy]

why do u need google and chatgpt when u can have a girl thats always right

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

Isn’t that anticlimactic? Not for your mom

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

“Hold on to my horses, HEE-HAW”

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

“Ancient lesbian dinosaurs were called the lickalotapuss”

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

Butt darts

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

“Shoulda kept my wig on, it’s warm”
-mom

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

“my hole is corked!”

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

I DONT PLAY BUTT DARTS

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

Open uno tables at casinos

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

You ever see a Great Dane put in the wild
Huge

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

Actually pissed I can’t keep my own bones
I grew these motherfuckers

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

Meat momma

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

“Ain’t no one living wit me again. But I will have a friend” -Lynne 71

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

“Oh yeah I’ll put my ass and nuts on the top of your car”

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

Nursing wisdom teeth pain with a bud light popsicle

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

Too many times have the women in these books found themselves in a situation where they gotta go commando in jeans.

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

Ass pro shop

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

Makin food for work with smut in my ears

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

I’m the type of person that would name my kid lizard

[kp🐀 @itskaybabe1]

“God that guy loves zooming in on a camels asshole”