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sleep deprived ramblings

[kayt @itskayt]

What the fuck am I watching? Assassins creed? #Paris2024

[kayt @itskayt]

anyone who told me newborn tired is not as bad as third trimester tired needs a lobotomy.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Adam and Eve before they ate that fruit

[LeGate @williamlegate]

BREAKING: Google has removed the vast majority of Twitter links from their search results… Elon’s decision to block the Google “bot” from crawling their site is reportedly to blame.

Twitter will now be invisible on the world’s largest search engine 🫥

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

Worker: I can't live on $7.25/hr

GOP: So go to college

W: I can't afford $100K tuition

GOP: Take out loans

W: I can't afford to pay these at 8% interest

GOP: No one forced you to go to college

W: But you just said—

Billionaire: I NEED MORE MONEY!

GOP: Here's a $2T Tax Cut

[kayt @itskayt]

it’s okay to say they are dead. Cause. They at the bottom of the ocean not getting back.

[kayt @itskayt]

interesting new concept in disability access

[Piiiiii 👅 @notpi_]

They’re dating

[lemon @thatbitchlemon]

i’m so thankful that i am gorgeous 💛 a lot of people are really ugly no offense and that is so sad 😞

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

blondes have more fun

[kayt @itskayt]

will my second career be a rug washer that makes asmr tiktoks

[kayt @itskayt]

If you don’t go to sleep greased up like a little piggy what are you even doing

[kayt @itskayt]

they make sequels so fast these days https://t.co/F7fmoK3f80

[Skyler Schrempp ⚾️ THREE STRIKE SUMMER @SkylerSchrempp]

John Steinbeck is trending so now's as good a time as any to talk about Sanora Babb... 1/11

[Miss Piggy @MissPiggy]

It's nearly March, which means it's time to start busting out the Spring colors! Say ta-ta to drab winter wear and bonjour to stylish pastels, neons, and florals!

[kayt @itskayt]

@juliaalonzo_ How do the people tuck sweaters into skirts and be so cute. How.

[kayt @itskayt]

Tucking myself into bed because it feels like Christmas Eve. #FlyEaglesFly

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

“I love Philly. I love the attitude. You come into our stadium wearing another colored jersey, there’s gonna be a problem. Rightfully so. Bringing a Dallas Cowboys jersey into the Linc? Keep that s*** at home. We don’t want to see it”

-Camden’s @Haason7Reddick on Philly fans🔥🔥

[Brooke Lynn Hytes @Bhytes1]

Lmao y’all didn’t “get anything done” the series was only 6 episodes 💀