Kelly D.

Everything you’ve heard about me is true.

[Laughingatyou @ADominion6FIG]

I know this smile all too well. This nigga smiling like a billy goat. We ain’t getting shit this year. 🥴😭

[Grand Regent @FreeGjr]

Don’t do this again

[Kelly D. @itskellyd]

This is going to be the biggest rug pull of the century.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Fidelity lowers the minimum account requirement for the SpaceX IPO from as high as $500,000 to just $2,000.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Keith David has received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame ⭐️

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

He mastered this app in 72 hours in a way I haven’t been able to do in almost 9 years

All you can do is tip your cap

[Gumbee @gumbarius]

God of War discourse be like

Normal people: Why is there a cube

Chud incel gamers: Why is there a WOMAN

[Reed Carringer @rcarringer]

Yes. I’m in favor of tax dollars paying for literacy. Hope this helps!

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Greedy ass nigga got low battery mode on at 95%

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

they cannot trick me… i know carter bryant is a 6yo who made a wish to get BIGged like tom hanks in the movie

[🍄 @AngryAFMario]

Hunter Biden is straight up a MAGA whisperer 😭😭. Like those tv shows where an animal expert calms down a rabid dog.

[sea @neverlie]

we can’t keep blaming the cia

[ziiwizz @ziiwizz]

“Your mother is at peace now Boy”

Meanwhile Faye:

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

Sorry, but there's no way you're building a billion mile long ship for sixteen dollars

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

nigga got whooped so bad she never wanted to see again 😭

[Jay Q @JayFaydAway]

Kendrick raps about the community & culture he was raised in.

Drake raps about the community & culture Kendrick was raised in.

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

Not if you do things like work and shower