hunter

unexpected item in the bagging area

[hunter @itsketcham]

All I wanna do is eat coochie and die

[hunter @itsketcham]

I don't understand how anyone can watch TV anymore. Been watching this football game for 5 minutes TOPS and I've seen probably 4 minutes of ads mixed in with 15-30 seconds of actual football. This shit is worse than mind numbing shit on tik tok brother

[hunter @itsketcham]

Why is every airport always under construction

[hunter @itsketcham]

been in reno for like 15 minutes and i already regret coming here lmao

[hunter @itsketcham]

I give it a week and they're married, 3 weeks and they're divorced

[hunter @itsketcham]

No way man, the stripper you paid to like you likes you??? thats willlddddd man, yeah dude she totally wants you

[hunter @itsketcham]

gutentag my slime

[hunter @itsketcham]

i will never complain about a us airport again

[hunter @itsketcham]

Girl was trying to netflix and chill and put on a movie about trains. WE ARE NOT FUCKING IM WATCHING TRAINS

[hunter @itsketcham]

just gobbled the last cock on earth, sorry guys no more chicken nuggets

[hunter @itsketcham]

@D23arroyo Its Elons starlink satellites

[hunter @itsketcham]

i find a new song and i'm like "damn this sounds like deftones" and sure enough its the same band under their 14 different band name

[hunter @itsketcham]

i hate restaurants with QR code menus.

[hunter @itsketcham]

rental cars in foreign countries are wild, "oh yeah your US drivers license is fine, heres your porsche, that'll be 4 dollars for the month."

[hunter @itsketcham]

using the multi million dollar aircraft camera to look for frogs on the flight line :3

[hunter @itsketcham]

@f3mmefatalee this whole thing is wrong

[hunter @itsketcham]

I would like to formally apologize to anyone who had to read this, I have not been sleeping well

[hunter @itsketcham]

GILF

Geese I'd like to fuck

[hunter @itsketcham]

@f3mmefatalee the unemployed friend is not a status its a lifestyle

[hunter @itsketcham]

couch hopping in greece