Lochjessmonster

if my mom had balls, she’d be my dad ♡

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

Ummm why did the dad have to stand up in the middle of the ceremony?! You can wait if you didn’t like then why were you there? Taking the spotlight from them smh #mafs #mafsseattle

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

I did my nails yesterday a natural color. Today my package is being delivered with all these pretty colors 😑

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

@femboylover05 AGAIN. it was down this morning too 😡

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

My head hurts
It smells burnt
Wilford’s a turd

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

I’m going to burn the f out of my hair this weekend by curling it

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

After reading King of Gluttony and then introducing Killian I just knew he was going to be the King of Lust. I knew it!

[¹⁶³³ @1633core]

happy 14 years to the inchident 😭😭

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

@jwatson____ You did 🥹

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I just want to thank my wonderful husband for purchasing the extra coins I needed to watch this dumb “movie” w/out ads. I love you 💕

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I wish I was in Miami this weekend 🏎️

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

Sunday scaries 😔

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

Lord give me patience to deal with stupid ass bitches

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

“…. Makes my chest swell.” Is so funny to me

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

I hope I can sleep through the night. I hate waking up in the middle of of it and not being able to go back to sleep

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

Along with a Coca Cola freestyle machine I also want the Heinz remix machine.

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Lando is gay af.

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Just ordered Girl Scout cookies 🥰🥰🥰🥰 I can’t wait

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I feel like I need a nap. 😩

[Lochjessmonster @itskeylimepie]

@rauwalejandro Pancakes con fresas

[RAÚL @rauwalejandro]

tengo hambre pero nose que comer