Katie Funk

Gaming, food, sass. I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. 🌈🎮

[biruktiwrites on bluesky @BiruktiWrites]

god this made my heart ache

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

can confirm this is true. I went to university and there was not a single white person there. maybe one at most. we called him White Brian

[Katie Funk @itskfunk]

@get_headway 🤮🤮🤮

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Give the child who wrote this the Poet Laureate

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

Men should be less insecure about their height and more ashamed about their emotional intelligence

[She-Rage, Princess of Pain @ClaireMax]

Normalize wearing a full face of makeup while bench pressing the weight of a grown man

[Katie Funk @itskfunk]

@ciaela

[Katie Funk @itskfunk]

@Theholisticpsyc .....or just gets you even more hurt, as I've learned over and over again the hard way

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

By the soft glow of the Christmas tree, your friends and family gather.

Your boyfriend, we'll call him Jeremy, of FIVE (not long at all) YEARS - gets down on one knee......

Your mom begins recording on her iPad as your aunt starts screaming.

[Amanda Deibert 🎃🧙 @amandadeibert]

A little girl asked LA animal control if she could keep a unicorn if she found one. Best response of all time. Los Angeles forever ❤️❤️

[Katie Funk @itskfunk]

@Theholisticpsyc Isn't that... literally their job?

[Katie Funk @itskfunk]

@kejames @MissGinaDarling And have a starring role in Stardust! ✨

[Katie Funk @itskfunk]

@ready4polyamory ...is anyone saying they're not? All breakups and the associated pain are of course valid. I've never been treated as disposable by partners the way I was when I was poly though

[Katie Funk @itskfunk]

@MaryjaneBrodeck @bartleby_era Yes, of course your risk increases exponentially unless you're closed. Otherwise the 'web' of people you could be exposed to gets very big very fast

[Katie Funk @itskfunk]

@xvxdave @bartleby_era ....no.

[Katie Funk @itskfunk]

@soitgoes31 @bartleby_era Also in SF, and the latter. I've had horrifyingly bad experiences in the 5 relationships I tried it with. Basically a way for people to get some of the benefits of relationships with no real commitment or stability. It's a joke.

[Katie Funk @itskfunk]

@Kyle_Zeman @bartleby_era hahahahaha

[Katie Funk @itskfunk]

@notreallyjcm @bartleby_era .... literally proving her point lol

[Katie Funk @itskfunk]

@bartleby_era It's awful and exhausting. I tried ENM 5(!) times before just accepting that it's for people who are emotionally immature and have no concept of commitment or healthily resolving conflict, which are...not things I look for in a partner