Khala 🌈

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[Akira @Akir_a997]

"I'll just stop and get gas in the morning"
Me in the morning realizing I have to get gas:

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

i knew i was old when they rearranged the grocery store and i got mad af

[Khala 🌈 @itskhala]

@Eighteeen95 it was getting good 💔

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I’m that FRIEND that respects PRIVACY. If you DO NOT tell me, I won’t ask you.

[tan @till3005v]

“did you use ChatGPT to write that?” no sweetie, i used adult-level english literacy skills to write that

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

and when i am six feet under and bugs are eating my heart…all they will taste is you

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

1 thing about me i fucking love fries

[Terrance 🦅 @spiketeejoint]

LeBron fans just sitting around waiting to see who their new team is gonna be 😂

[Zion @zionszzn]

apple music can’t shuffle for shit

[mya @amymariemk]

Idk how to flex 😂😂😂 I love a private life. Like you can see a little bit but not too much

[Ms.August 🥂 @imtaitianaj]

Now that I seen how fat I can get, I won’t be doing that shit again..

[Tyler Hill @TylerhillCo]

After you hit a parlay the first thing you think is “why didn’t I put a $100”

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

since when did they stop painting speed bumps yellow? i just flew in the damn air

[Sosa✧. @vvsosa]

sometimes I’m late cause I lay in bed like this for a really long time

[Softboy @softboywin]

idk how y’all take 15-30 min naps mine be like 2-6 straight hours😭

[Khala 🌈 @itskhala]

@MyNamesNi @barnesanayaa shtting me 🤣

[777 @_zhxnae]

Knowing me I’ll file my taxes towards the deadline lmaoo the IRS hate a bitch with no kids😭

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am