Jillian

Greetings loved ones, let’s take a journey || #EndAlz

[Jillian @itskilljill]

I really hope my kids get picked on for having a hot dad

[Jack’s Picks @Jack__W__Picks]

Iowa football is a minivan driving around with a flat tire, and no matter how many times folks try to point out the flat to the driver, he just keeps driving on it, telling folks they’re silly for mentioning it because he almost always still gets to his destination.

[Jillian @itskilljill]

@BarstoolUIowa @jaxsonjamesb @taylerwasmund @HunterSickels 🤩🤩

[Jillian @itskilljill]

South Dakota’s 80 mph speed limit on the interstate is a beautiful thing, and I’ll never get over it. 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

[Jillian @itskilljill]

They always talking about Friday the 13th, but never about Saturday the 14th

[Erica @eerrriiicaa]

No longer interested in advancing in my career, I simply would like to become someone’s hot wife

[Jillian @itskilljill]

@jaxsonjamesb Great tweet sweetie keep it up

[Jillian @itskilljill]

The fact that the Mayor of Flavor Town, Guy Fieri, might be in Sioux Falls has me fricken giddy!!!!

[Jillian @itskilljill]

@jaxsonjamesb @20Skylar

[Jillian @itskilljill]

@queennfeenn Watch and learn stinky @jaxsonjamesb

[Jillian @itskilljill]

seriously @jaxsonjamesb

[Ethan @boyscoutscookie]

There is no reason for me: a straight , white male, to have an actual Dumptruck for an ass

[they who walk silently 🔻 @meatRelic]

I think about this every day

[z @zziak22]

how old were you when the guitar hero crowd booed at you for trying your best

[Jillian @itskilljill]

Ahhhh, another Saturday night laying in bed watching Criminal Minds reruns while drinking a double emergen-c vodka water.

[Jillian @itskilljill]

I got two words for this girl — Nintendo. Switch.

[angel 👼🏼 @angelodonnell_]

I wish girls had something like the xbox (but not xbox) that we can play for 12 hours straight and talk to eachother on and ignore the boys and thrive in isolation together

[Jillian @itskilljill]

He wrote Billy Bob loves Charlene 😞

[Jillian @itskilljill]

If @jaxsonjamesb was quarantined with me, he would have a clean room, clean clothes, and food on the table. Me, on the other hand, would have a 220 pound meathead trying to bench press my couch because all the gyms are closed.

[adam @brokeangeI]

the voices in my head 8 days into quarantine be sounding like this https://t.co/Y5d886RJeX

[Jillian @itskilljill]

@alexajulius__ @cal_gif @OliviaBH16 @erinschwarzkopf That’s too good 😂

[Jillian @itskilljill]

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