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I tweet instead of journaling. My pronouns are she/her.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Former Epstein lawyer Alan Dershowitz says he has personally “seen the entire list” of individuals in the Epstein case, and that it is being deliberately suppressed to protect certain powerful figures.

[Cat 🫥 @itskittycatcait]

I signed up for a ✨full time ✨ course load for this fall. I am excited & nervous that it’s almost here!

[Cat 🫥 @itskittycatcait]

@cortvonnegut Thank you 🩵🩵 June is on day 3 of antibiotics. I could still hear the crackling from her lungs yesterday but she’s definitely in a better mood

[Cat 🫥 @itskittycatcait]

Last night I had to hold a sick little person for 45 mins for their parent to get relief while my own child was at home with pneumonia being held by someone else. If that isn’t working motherhood in a nutshell idk what is.

[Cat 🫥 @itskittycatcait]

Hey so we know what sal*te that was. My grandpa fought in world war 2. If you voted for this you’re a c*nt.

[Cat 🫥 @itskittycatcait]

@Princess_Kenz now we have to find time to watch Wicked TWICE a day

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ariana Grande has liked a post shading Carrie Underwood’s performance at Trump’s inauguration.

[Maddie ✧.* @always_kamala]

I feel you Doug… 😭

[mils ✩˚.⋆ @thelorebitch]

THERE’S NO WAY ELON MUSK DID A SIEG HEIL AT TRUMP’S INAUGURATION.

A FUCKING NAZI SALUTE AS CLEAR AS DAY. WHAT IS HAPPENING. https://t.co/vw232p7Odn

[Cat 🫥 @itskittycatcait]

I showed a veteran nurse how to put depends on without taking the pt’s pants off. I am Houdini.

[Cat 🫥 @itskittycatcait]

A pt asked if we could see the man standing in the corner…. Goodnight.

[Cat 🫥 @itskittycatcait]

I didn’t realize a “polar vortex” was moving in tonight or I wouldn’t have placed a woodmans pick up order. My main gal I’ve been getting groceries from every weekend for 5 years is gonna be so cold :’(

[Kaya @kyylien]

“We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!”

y’all cannot tell me this isn’t a ploy to get that man praise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nomi ˚₊✩‧₊ 🥭 @mangos4brkfst]

fuck anybody who voted for him, I will never forgive you.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Where the hell is his lollipop and twirly hat

[Cat 🫥 @itskittycatcait]

When my Amazon echo talks OVER my audiobook to say “playing from Cait AyerszZZzzzz iPhone” it makes me so mad.

[nell @lesIiebens]

god i love when actors lock in to promote their show like yasss get in the cubicle mark

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The Carter Center has shared a new photo from President Carter’s funeral with Trump covered by a pillar.

[Cat 🫥 @itskittycatcait]

Everyone and their mama has covid. It’s so fun working in healthcare

[Cat 🫥 @itskittycatcait]

We only have 2 episodes of downton abbey left 😭 Zach said he’s a mix of granny, tom, and lord gratham and that I’m cousin Isobel 😩