Lahiru Samarasinghe

MPLS Comedian • 2022 Runner Up for Acme's Funniest Person Contest • Host/Producer of Second Best Medicine: A Comedy Show for Charity and Robot Takeover
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[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

do you think they've explored each other's bodies

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

"haha don't you hate it when you accidentally last year down?"
Oh no sorry I'm actually an adult

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

I get that personality hires are important but do they have to be so fucking loud

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

his WHAT

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

Genuinely almost died driving in this rain I should get to skip work today as a reward for surviving

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

(45/45) In conclusion, the littler the rascal, the more of a rascal they truly are.

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

@twirlyenough I agreed so hard I gasped

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

Finally got the courage to block texts from my dentist 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾

[trevy @chillextremist]

Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin bro

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

I love spending my summer dog walks dreading just how fucking shitty the winter dog walks are going to be

[The Comedy Corner Underground @TheCCU]

🤠🤠🤠 Yeeehawww! 🤠🤠🤠
Mosey on down to @TheCCU this weekend to catch our very own local cowboy @IdiotRyanKahl! Featuring potential future cowboy @itslahiru! Lasso yourself some tickets now! 🐮🏜��

[- @internetkendra]

The wolves are emails I’m the lamb

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

WHAT DID THEY DO

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

So I hate my current dentist and I was hoping to come here and cyberbully them and

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

@MaldonadoTido Your last tweet was a year ago

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

@zakagan I knew this was a Kagan tweet before I even saw your name

[Pearl Rose @hipearlrose]

happy to announce next friday we’re doing it again and i am making a point to be less off-putting this time! these are really great comics though, very highly rec

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

bro are you fuckin lollygagging right now

[Lahiru Samarasinghe @itslahiru]

No I am not "hard at work," you perv

[Sisyphus Brewing @SisyphusBrewing]

THIS WEEKEND! @haha_jcough is a comedian with a very distinct style. Dave Attell recently described him on stage as “someone who looks like he knows everything there is to know about parrots.” Tickets: https://t.co/BxhKTbGmtA
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