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[Logan⚜️ @goleaux]

First year no cookie cake from my mama.
:(

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

Black people in New Orleans and Baton Rouge will no longer have the representation we’ve had in Congress. This is white supremacy

[Logan⚜️ @goleaux]

Not excited for May. Mother’s Day and her birthday? Skip the whole month.

[Lando @itsLando__]

SC getting they ass torn apart.

[Lando @itsLando__]

20% of the company that size at once is crazy. How are you even sure that it’ll work..either way it smells like mismanagement, insane amount of over-hiring or an AI gamble/stress test of remaining employees; maybe somewhere in the middle.

[KYFA @awwhalenawl]

They just sent a cold email saying today is your last day man, this is a bloodbath. They not even talking severance until you sign the docuSign

[GHOST @LordGhost____]

Niggas be such haters. you could win the lottery and a nigga will be talking bout “but after taxes he’s only gonna have 50 million” 😂

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Price of a Standard (No Ads) Netflix plan:

• 2011 $7.99
• 2014 $8.99
• 2015 $9.99
• 2017 $10.99
• 2019 $12.99
• 2020 $13.99
• 2022 $15.49
• 2025 $17.99
• 2026 $19.99

Up 150% over 15 years.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Autumn Durald Arkpaw is the first woman EVER to win Best Cinematography at the Oscars.

See the full winners list: https://t.co/2LO8EZqZIM

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Oscar winner, Michael B. Jordan

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Question for the people who swing their car to the left before they make a right turn…
what the ACTUAL FUCK are you doing!?

[✨🎶Kristennnn🍉✨ @singingsox]

Yearly reminder that FreeTaxUSA is 1000% better than Turbo or H&R. And yes, federal is actually free like it says!!!

[sin ⁴⁴ @44britcedes]

LEWIS WILL HAVE A NEW RACE ENGINEER THIS YEAR!!!

[Scott Gustin @ScottGustin]

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[LSU Jesus @LSUJesus]

Fake Tigers.
Fake Death Valley.
1-0.

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

Stop all that begging @X

[tyler durden @TheGoodSin]

Ntare Guma Mbaho Mwine performance in #SmokeAppleTV should get him an Emmy. His performance is haunting.

[Alan Cole @AlanMCole]

Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like “wait really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.”

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

hear me out .. a food truck that sells chicken sandwiches, I could park it next to Chick-Fil-A and it'll only be open on Sunday's .. I'll call it ‘Side Chick’

[Some Random Guy @Sammyveli]

Thats because their salary shouldnt have to go towards subsidizing your child’s education