Lara the legend xx x

I have many hidden talents but I can’t find them

[Lara the legend xx x @itslarasaccount]

Help Hannah feel beautiful as she faces another round of chemo. Donations and shares massively appreciated ❤️

https://t.co/eTclXs3wQO

[Lara the legend xx x @itslarasaccount]

@RoyalMailHelp ordered something on the 12th September and I still haven’t received it. The app always has the same message, please can you get in touch with where it is/ getting reimbursed for the items. Thank you

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I've been trying to set up two of my friends for a while, inviting them both to events so they can meet up. They have nothing in common, but her surname is Merry and his is Christmas. It's my mission to get them married and create the ultimate double-barrelled festive surname.

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

'... and I was shocked to discover a large number of people in my garden drinking after I had invited them to drink in my garden, although I can't recall if I was there'

[Lara the legend xx x @itslarasaccount]

@StazDominy I’ll take cali

[cryptic incognito @CrypticNoHoes]

Top 5 caption of all time

[Lara the legend xx x @itslarasaccount]

Help Hannah feel beautiful as she faces another round of chemo. Donations and shares massively appreciated ❤️

https://t.co/eTclXs3wQO

[Lara the legend xx x @itslarasaccount]

@BillBailey You were incredible! “Sing along if you know the words” 😂 phenomenal

[Lara the legend xx x @itslarasaccount]

@HarryBrianEllis 😂😂😂 Atleast there’s a fun story with it

[Lara the legend xx x @itslarasaccount]

Spotify wrapped should be the songs you select most, not the ones it randomly puts on shuffle when you’re not paying attention. Fuming with my top 5 tbh

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

Fully expecting tomorrow's Word Of The Day from Susie Dent to be 'Cunts'.

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

Hey @metpoliceuk if I suggested that it wasn’t a Christmas party but a vigil for a woman murdered by one of your officers, would that make it worth investigating?

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

Given that apparently the Met police “don’t pursue crimes retrospectively”, next time a copper pulls you over and says you were speeding just say “Yeah, but I’m not any more, am I?”

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After Dominic Raab suggests retrospective crimes aren’t usually looked into, officers respond to an armed robbery taking place next Thursday.

[💧🌏 Jen Kader @JenWenKad]

I never want to see a giant pair of scissors at an opening ever again.

[Lara the legend xx x @itslarasaccount]

@Ameliaryann2 Xx

[Lara the legend xx x @itslarasaccount]

Mums just sent me a video of her attempting to do handstands, I am lost for words