lauren

M.S. Applied Statistics / B. S. Neuroscience UVM ‘21

[lauren @itslaurenmorse]

@Steve_Kaufman74 @AlexCaruso I’ve been debating this for weeks now… I have pick 7 in a 10-team non-PPR and I’m leaning cook with barkley on the turn.

[em @exemmaa]

fuck a lover have yall ever missed a sandwich so much that it haunts you

[lauren @itslaurenmorse]

being at o’hare the weekend after electric forest and pride is peak

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

your ultimate guide to gym times

5am-9am: corporate slop + npcs
9am-12pm: the hottest people in the world + old guys that smell of cigarettes
12pm-1pm: corporate slop + npcs
1pm-4pm: unemployed hours
4pm-8pm: corporate slop + npcs
8pm-10pm: hardcore powerlifters
10pm-5am: autism

[lauren @itslaurenmorse]

@LukeChrisFFL dak dart or stroud?

[lauren @itslaurenmorse]

@DhananiZain ope…

[lauren @itslaurenmorse]

@DhananiZain yikes I’ve got Dart and Henderson going right now, Henry as RB1. thinking Dak has a safer floor but Dart higher ceiling, and Judkins safer floor but Henderson higher ceiling, agree?

[lauren @itslaurenmorse]

@TheEkernEdge Prescott or Dart ??

[lauren @itslaurenmorse]

kyle pitts might just redeem himself for all of the times he has wronged me tonight
#tnf

[lauren @itslaurenmorse]

@sebastian_t1123 @LobosFFDen I think kincaid > gadsen this week

[lauren @itslaurenmorse]

@Timbo_slice116 @17gamepace you can trade 1:1 with one of the rookie wrs for henderson, and drop a qb or two for waiver rbs/wrs as you need ??

[lauren @itslaurenmorse]

@ChaezPearson @17gamepace bench swift, start achane and henderson, maybe flex etienne depending on your other options

[margorita @margoritatas]

trying to find places in VT to take visiting friends be like:

[la lesbian fight club @unloversciub]

“and the grammy goes to…. chappell roan”

[lauren @itslaurenmorse]

unsure of my entire existence bc the target cashier (self check-out!!) questioned my assortment of items

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

VERMONT MEN'S SOCCER WINS ITS FIRST-EVER NCAA TITLE WITH A DRAMATIC SUDDEN DEATH EXTRA TIME GOAL 😱

WHAT A MOMENT FOR THE CATAMOUNTS 👏 #SCTop10

[J. Elvis Weinstein @JElvisWeinstein]

I think I'll miss science the most.

[Dana Goldberg @DGComedy]

No matter what happens, it saddens me deeply that rape, felonies, trying to overthrow our democracy, misogyny, racism and transphobia are somehow not deal breaks for 10’s of millions of Americans.

[lauren @itslaurenmorse]

@17gamepace so zack moss or dj moore in my flex 😅