Leah

Baltimore, MD

[Leah @itsleah]

@GMA @AlxandraMcNeill

[Leah @itsleah]

I just wrote a review on Kamran Royal Blue Rug https://t.co/o391DTELVd via @yotpo

[Leah @itsleah]

@MiguelMValle @Gabe_Martinez89 I’m appalled for you

[Leah @itsleah]

“Can we watch somethin’ else? I kinda hate this show.” - Wil on Sex and the City

[Leah @itsleah]

I asked Wil if I should get Botox and his response: “No way honey, you’re beautiful and precious!” 🥺

[Leah @itsleah]

Wil and I discussing UM being #2 in basketball, while he’s in a delirious fever dream:
“Ahhh #2. Always the poop, never the pee... right honey?”

[Leah @itsleah]

Omg 12 years on Twitter and all I can think is kids born in 2009 are 12 now 🥲🤯

[Leah @itsleah]

@gfreemaui My parents live here— but meant to say three new cases, as of the day I tweeted. Which is mainly how COVID is spread.

[Leah @itsleah]

I’m just going to say it: anyone pressed about people flying on a plane during this pandemic just haven’t done it. Most people are wearing two masks and a face shield. Waiting for life to happen is pointless— just live your life, wear your mask, and respect your neighbor. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Leah @itsleah]

@ColleenB123 The appeal is consistency and speed and perfect crisp! If you make something in an airfryer it will cook the same way every single time. The name isn’t accurate to what it is: a small, efficient convection oven.

[Leah @itsleah]

@VaultHealth_ if Travis is out there on your customer service team, let him know I thought he was wonderful and helpful and I’m sad I got disconnected. I feel rude. But he was as helpful as any rep could be! Thank you Travis!!!

[Leah @itsleah]

Thanks for ruining my life @UPS — shipped ONE day air on Wednesday and still not delivered— said to check back tomorrow for delivery. Seriously?

[Leah @itsleah]

Catch me never listening to the original Love Story ever again if I can help it. OUR BABY OWNS HER OWN VERSION OF LOVE STORY FINALLY 🥺 @taylorswift13

[Leah @itsleah]

Aged like milk.

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

If @realDonaldTrump were to lose (he won’t) his supporters will go to work tomorrow just as we do everyday. When Biden loses, his “supporters” will likely loot and riot. Tells you everything you need to know! #Trump2020

[Leah @itsleah]

🤯 no words— get this man out of the White House.

[Leah @itsleah]

Hey @disneyplus— what did you expect Lizzie McGuire to be as a thirty year old in New York City? Just curious, if you’re not going to let her be an adult, what was she supposed to be? “I’m Lizzie and I collect Broadway playbills” FUCK OFF

[Leah @itsleah]

Last night while watching HP, I thought Wil said “Dunbar” instead of “Dumbledore” and now we have changed it to Dunbar forever. Give it a try. It’s fun.

[Leah @itsleah]

Last night I thought about “Don’t Charge Me for the Crime” by the @jonasbrothers and I just wonder if they regret that one at all 👮🏻‍♂️🚨🚔

[Leah @itsleah]

Seriously. @netflix cancelling “Away” is the most 2020 thing they could do. 😑