Leo Ryder

I just use this for contacting companies.

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@HMRCcustomers Way to go to discourage scammers, HMRC.

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@cardiffcouncil This is a new shop on Broadway, CF24. Its flashing lights easily confusing for road users as traffic lights or as emergency services. And ugly at night. Is this permitted?

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@ola_supports I've moved on. It was just feedback.

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@Olacabs Is there a spam bot in your app? I used to use it for getting a cab. Why you're trying to sell me an "S1 Pro" (whatever that is), and in rupees (I'm in the UK), I don't understand nor appreciate. Uninstalled.

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@thepincomedy Thanks, it was indeed series 3, episode 3 ("Stocks"), 09:08. By way of explanation, I wanted to listen to this extremely funny sketch.

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

Dear @thepincomedy, please can you remind me which series and episode of your ACHINGLY FUNNY BBC radio show - thankfully available on BBC Sounds - contains the 8 dwarves fiasco? I will explain later.

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@Gumtree May I suggest changing the default message prompt for buyers that's currently "Hi, is this still available?" It does nothing to progress the sale. I've received seven such messages with no replies when I confirm it's available. It's such a waste of time.

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@LidlGB How are you? Please correct the instructions on this packaging so it's consistent with how it specifies the microwave wattage. Thank you!

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@DuskiBand Doppelgangers or typo?

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@DuskiBand @greenmantrust Ghost in the machine?

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@DuskiBand I'm only on Twitter to moan at companies and for you.

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@BurgerKingUK How do those phantom extra 58 calories materialise?

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@ClearScore Your email today explicitly says you've found one of my passwords online. I quickly log in and you're like: "Kidding! But now you're here, why not pay us money for protection?"

I'll raise this with the ASA, feel free to let me know why this has happened though.

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@StateOfLinkedIn Judging by the number of folk here not reading the parody properly then saying "this has to be a parody?", Is there a The State of Twitter?

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@DuskiBand It's not nice, it's awesome.

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@cuffe64 @GCC That's sounds very stressful mate. Come on @GlasgowCC what is your plan exactly?

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@porticoquartet @wylambrewery @TrinityBristol @trabendo_ @ParadisoAdam @clubGRETCHEN @KOKOLondon It's beautiful!

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@cuffe64 @daraobriain Well, you're not nobody, you're Mr Stephen Cuffe, a darn sight more useful than Johnson. Admittedly, that's not a high bar, but even if it was you're over six foot tall so you'd still clear it.

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@AskVirginMoney Hi, please can you phone me? I can DM you my number. Every time I phone you, the person I speak with seems to cut me off accidently. It's about my Virgin credit card.

[Leo Ryder @itsleoryder]

@DuskiBand @huwstephens Awesome show and great that Duski were played!