lexie

sagittarius

[Boomer Beamer @ImDerBatman]

Why are we just fucking lying?

[𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣 ꕤ @eternalemails]

justin bieber is a father

[mandy 🍒 @brazymandy]

i’d be a victim 😔

[Weighn @iAmMrCarson]

I hate 4 way stops cuz everybody stupid

[. @PRlNCEOFPOPSTAN]

and he was only 15 years old mind you https://t.co/b26EZ7KuOc

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I'm trying to take a nap but the nap ain't trying to take me.

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

i know my period is coming up when i start feeling like this

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

I always see old couples and just wonder how many times they forgave each other

[. @deanricksgf]

*hailey bieber gives birth*

nurse: here is your baby congratulations hailey and justin bieber!

The baby:

[🦉 @IMY2JDB]

Whenever he shaves that face card jumps out HARD

[🦉 @IMY2JDB]

And every day we thank God he stayed tf away from veneers

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

and it gave us one of the greatest phrases of all time whenever something happens that makes us wanna kill ourselves

[y/n @eIIaaaaaa]

“so swaggy” is exactly the type of compliment i expect from my partner if he’s gonna comment on another woman’s looks btw