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[uh-lex-us @itslexii456]

@_Ris97_ I feel you. I had 3 regular tickets. I am sobbing

[uh-lex-us @itslexii456]

@mattyandsteak I was able to hop on!

[bri @bri1942]

I just had a job interview at Walmart and they showed me a video of me stealing 😭

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

CDC, 2020: wash your groceries

CDC, 2022: you can cough in someone’s mouth if your boss says it’s okay

[uh-lex-us @itslexii456]

@deeeesnutz @La7Chibolala @Cuellarx35

[⭐️ @versacles]

my toxic trait: i'll wake up on time, but lay in bed until i'm late

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

Ethan Couch killed 4 people while driving drunk; his BAC was 0.24. He fled the country. He was only given 10 years probation, & then 720 days in jail for violating his probation.

Rogel Aguilera-Mederos was sentenced 110 years for an accident killing 4 because his brakes failed.

[uh-lex-us @itslexii456]

@drtdeee

[uh-lex-us @itslexii456]

@drtdeee @jhenayyy 🥰😘

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

rt if you think guac shouldn’t be extra

[John Stewart @ItsTooEzzy]

I stay in ... I regret it , I go out ... I regret it tf wrong with me 😂😂😂

[uh-lex-us @itslexii456]

@drtdeee Do it

[AdamTheSportFan @AdamTheSportFan]

@TomiLahren "Unpatriotic" vs "Patriotic"

[kirstenpowers.substack.com @KirstenPowers]

If you don't know the difference between people protesting police brutality/hundreds of years of racism and people storming the Capitol of the United States to disrupt the certification of an election b/c of a conspiracy theory the PRESIDENT OF THE US created, I can't help you

[Gary @masterwilliams]

They broke into the UNITED STATES CAPITAL. Mind you we have been shot at, pepper sprayed, littered with rubber bullets, beaten and much more for PEACEFULLY protesting. This is America.