Lisa Linke (she/her)

live action muppet. 🤷🏼‍♀️ actor/writer/improviser in LA

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

My mom is in LA visiting. To get her ready for @captainmarvel, I’m helping her learn the Marvel universe. Started watching Avengers- she sees Black Widow’s first scene and from the other room I hear her say “Wow- she is a Bad Ass!” 👏🏼🙏🏼😎
Can’t wait for her to see @brielarson.

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/Bamzy04wTY

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

@0liviajulianna 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

@cmclymer AHHHHH CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

@AmericanAir what do you suggest when the wait time is 90 minutes for help and the ticket agent completely changed our seat assignments? Asking for me and my 85 year-old mother and the two pets we are traveling with.

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

@jaketapper My mom and I were listening on Sirius and both laughed out loud. I told a friend, she said no way did he say that, so I came to twitter to find this clip and thank goodness you teed it right up. 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Jordan Klepper @jordanklepper]

To whom it may concern, this is how you take a mugshot at Fulton County.

[meow @sleepyyyycatt]

Photographer entering room to take photo

#TrumpMugShot #TrumpArrest #TrumpMugShotDay

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

You just *know* the editor wanted to cut back to TC but couldn’t because his face was in perpetual 😳😳😳

[Marie Bardi-Salinas @mariebardi]

We lost 35,000 people to the mosquito

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

Thank you 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Larry Wilmore @larrywilmore]

Ain’t no hurricane like an earthquake hurricane cause an earthquake hurricane don’t stop #earthquake

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

I immediately came to twitter and got exactly what I wanted. Thank you @ashleyn1cole @akilahgreen

[Paige @paigeinkansas]

Hello to everyone except russia.

#SupportOurTroops 🇺🇲🤍🇺🇦 #bentleh

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

@JohnLoosWins How am I just learning about this

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

@buitengebieden @JohnLoosWins ANOTHER GOLDEN MOMENT

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

@JohnLoosWins @buitengebieden INCREDIBLE FANTASTIC NO NOTES

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

We must protect LIZZO at all costs

[LIZZO @lizzo]

We must protect the children at all costs 💖

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

@JiggyStardust42 @cmclymer @thymezone @amiethesquirrel @MuellerSheWrote Hmmm there was the HBO special that the series was based on… which was what we watched when we were home alone… as GenX did… which was adult themed and got Paul his break and they turned it into a kids show. So…

[Jamie Henn @jamieclimate]

I’d rather ExxonMobil build up tolerance to lower profits.

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

@JohnLoosWins I can’t stop thinking about it

[Lisa Linke (she/her) @itslinke]

Just donated $ to get fans to our older neighbors (and their pets) who don't have or can't afford AC.
Join me?
https://t.co/ia3XWJSzod