Lindsie🎈

HI✈️CO

[Lindsie🎈 @itslinnyy]

i’m real dehydrated for a girl with an emotional support water bottle

[Lindsie🎈 @itslinnyy]

i’m not stupid. i’m not fat. i’m not ugly. i’m not annoying.

maybe if i say it enough i’ll start to believe it…

[Lindsie🎈 @itslinnyy]

my true crime obsession has gotten bad cause TELL ME WHY i got my work phone and was like “hell yeah. if i get kidnapped and they take my phone they’ll never know i have a second one” like bruh. why did my mind go there 😭😭😭

[𝙰𝚂𝙷⚾️ @ashelai_]

this applies to things like pizza toppings, not human rights btw

[B L I N D @blindmech]

This is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day oh my god

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

I DONT SUPPORT SIDE CHICK BEHAVIOR. IF YOUR A FEMALE TALKING TO SOMEONE KNOWING THEY GOT A GIRL IT REALLY JUST SAYS ALOT ABOUT YOUR WORTH & RESPECT YOU HAVE FOR YOURSELF. Y‘ALL BE THINKING YA DID SOMETHING WHEN REALLY YOUR JUST A LOW CLASS FEMALE WHO IS NOT THAT HARD TO PLEASE.

[MacGeo 🦒🐋🦈🪼 @ash1durr]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[I M A N I @prettygirll4L]

We don't talk nearly enough about "papercuts" in a relationship. Everytime there's raised voices, cruel words, lack of support, short temper, lack of affection, etc., a tiny wound is created. Not enough to make you leave, but enough to make part of you pull away & lose a

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Merry Christmas everyone except Paolo

[Lindsie🎈 @itslinnyy]

@keaeatsrice BRUH 😂😭

[skinny cowboy @alexandracrdss]

Gym tan laundry

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

Chili's is self care

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Why would you come to my car begging for money & you see my tags expired

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

ranch

[Lindsie🎈 @itslinnyy]

if i see this cunt pop up on my timeline one more time i’m gonna riot. how many people do i have to block to not see your fucking face.

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

every week i’m like “Maybe i’ll make an instagram post today” and then four more months go by