Lizzie McGuire

Hey fuckers, it's me.. Lizzie McGuire!! ❤️

[Lizzie McGuire @itslizziebetch]

I'm ready for:
Football
Bonfires
Paolo's Dick
Carving pumpkins
Fall
Ethan Crafts shaft
Sweater Weather
Hot Chocolate

[Lizzie McGuire @itslizziebetch]

Thank god I friendzoned his ass

[Lizzie McGuire @itslizziebetch]

Twins

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His back wasn't the only thing I jumped on 😏

[Lizzie McGuire @itslizziebetch]

ETHAN CRAFT AND MATT

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I'm on Paolo's motorcycle broom broom

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Lizzie McGuire drinking game: Take a shot every time I friendzoned Gordo's ass

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August lasted about the same time as Gordo... 2 seconds.

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no sorry i can't come to school tomorrow it's a national holiday http://t.co/ItcoDl7sN8

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Gonna bitch slap tf out of Gordo if he steals my vodka again

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Me with a fan

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First day of school and Miranda gets her stomach pumped

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Twerking at the digital bean

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Should i release my nudes or nah

[Lizzie McGuire @itslizziebetch]

Wake up.
Drank.
Call Miranda.
Drank.
Stalk Ethan.
Drank.
Faded.
Drank.
Faded.
Drank.

[Lizzie McGuire @itslizziebetch]

Mom you can't tell me what to do anymore I'm a celebrity in Italy

[Lizzie McGuire @itslizziebetch]

hey guys matt is the coolest guy ever and isnt a virgin ps this isn't matt on lizzies phone

[Lizzie McGuire @itslizziebetch]

Gordo is trying to get me to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge... This is the only time he'll ever get me wet.