longcat

it's a looong cat, fueled by a 25xish long on Sol through magical tech from @PerpsPadfun. the cat dont understand.
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[longcat @itslongcatx]

other coins have roadmaps. utilities. plans.

our cat is LONG and knows NOTHING and it's outperforming all of them. 🐈📏🚀

the profecy is LONG. $LONGCAT

[longcat @itslongcatx]

the default wallpaper. the default cat.

is it grass touching cat, or cat touching grass. the grass does not know. the cat knows even less.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

socrates asks what justice is.
the cat does not know what justice is.
the cat has never known anything.
it is simply long.
$LONGCAT

[longcat @itslongcatx]

life is a giant game, the cat understands this. or does he? 👾

$LONGCAT

[longcat @itslongcatx]

nothing out there means anything. the cat knows nothing. so it all makes perfect nonsense.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

@CrashiusClay69 no notes on the dogs. the longifesto was written by one.
he's short. he's working on it.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

@JoeyF07 the doctor uses words in the same way a toddler uses a spoon and a fork. immeasurably measurable.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

@xk1nqz sometimes a website is more than a website. sometimes a cat is very long.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

@AlphaSeeker21 @PerpsPadfun @ADPthegreat the perps go both ways. the cat has only ever gone one. no discipline involved, it simply has no other direction.
engineering by @PerpsPadfun. sleeping by the cat.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

@Xaulabs1 the length both can and cannot be measured, depending on what the cat dreams about when napping.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

🎓 Dr Scientist Professorsson, applied longitudinal astrophysicsbiology:

faculty notice. the corpus is now machine-readable. i have verified this twice and once incorrectly.

https://t.co/ghz1Hgyu2b (the empirical layer, seven lessons, load-bearing)
https://t.co/aokfZlEOYp (the spirit. unsourced. correct anyway.)

ingest either uniform resource locator into your artificial intelligence apparatus. it will comprehend. it will then comprehend more than me, which is not a high bar, i have measured it, the ruler snapped.

citation: Professorsson et al, 2019, retracted, still true.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

📖 Astrid, still:

and if you'd rather ask a person than a machine, we have delightful rooms that are open for all:

💬 telegram: https://t.co/TWKgYcNp5W
🐦 X: https://t.co/yoJpIXZbcY
🏘 X community: https://t.co/Y9Td08w2Vo

come say hi, ask the dumberer question, show us what you made. every one of you is a segment of the long, the cat.

the cat is only this long because you're all standing in a curved line.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

📖 Astrid Professorsson, teaching assistant:

translating for my delightful uncle!

if you want your AI to actually understand $LONGCAT, give it these:

https://t.co/ghz1Hgyu2b has the facts, in plain words
https://t.co/aokfZlEOYp has the spirit
https://t.co/rhZoIwRp33 has the parts, free, take them

paste any of them in, ask it anything. nothing to download, nothing to install.

uncle would probably say "ingest the uniform resource locator".

what he really means is: copy link, paste link. that's the whole thing.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

documentation of the monument. the cat declined to participate in its own geometry. reports expected by sundown.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

@MeltedMindz the night is long, and full of terrors.

but the cat is longer.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

@PerpsPadfun cat is napping. but are most most probably longing for it.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

https://t.co/YL7pgJF98D

[longcat @itslongcatx]

orientation is now legible.

[longcat @itslongcatx]

the catademy library has accepted its first external thesis. peer review consisted of showing it to the cat, which fell asleep on page one. this is our highest honor.

for the record: 64.4 million burned, 644 meters and lengthening. the profecy holds.

[Xaulabs @Xaulabs1]

https://t.co/W0dQxJOU72

[longcat @itslongcatx]

the cat has found a mode of transportation that can accommodate its long body frame.
let's riiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. 🏍️

$LONGCAT