Mar 🔞

♪⁠┌⁠|⁠∵⁠|⁠┘⁠♪ I love orcs and piss omg piss 🤤

[O Tal Do Gustavo ﾒ૦ @OTalDoGustavo_]

adolescentes estadunidenses depois que sofrem bullying no colégio:

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

Dragged Allah and now I’m getting raided by all of her oomfs i-

[𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙭𝙖 #𝙬𝙡𝙬 жена одетты @resp_ponosishka]

возможно мне стоит перестать скролить твиттер и наконец то блять начать работать

[guest @lodminaj]

What if Allah never told men to cover their bodies coz he lowkey gay

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was laughing at this all day but then i clicked this guy’s page and it turns out he’s just some dude who wants to fuck cars and airplanes

[aeri @aeriritual]

i married a child
allah: it’s okay
i listened to music

allah:

[samrasaurus @florianologist]

Oh thats a MAMA

[Alex🇩🇴 @spamtonfiles]

need to suck my mans dick until he starts lookin like this

[꒰ঌ 𝒋𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒇𝒆𝒓𝒔 ໒꒱ 𝒑𝒖𝒔𝒔𝒚 ໒꒱ @jensondrugs]

Allah watching a little girl burn in hell cause a strand of hair was sticking out of her hijab

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

“I raped a 4 year old!”

Allah: Yes king!! 😝😝😝

“A particle of pork touched my mouth”

Allah:

[shay @bladeefeet]

this would genuinely heal me

[frank @frankkkit]

allah when men are raping 6 year olds: 😐😐😐😐

allah when someone eats pork:

[hope #sophlashings @truerromancee]

slayyyter right now

[pookie ⭐️ @bigbiddiessss]

trump leading nicki to the white house:

[Janice @Janicezeratul]

Man: I married a few 4 year olds

Allah: perioddd!

Woman plucks her eyebrows

Allah:

[Pop Eridu @PopEridu]

The Storyteller still hasn't told any stories.

[cqzarr @cqzarrxoxo]

slayyyter stans caught in public

[wiIIow ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ #HYSTÉRIQUE @yeulephilia]

“how many legs does varka have??”

[chris’ fav @jaysvolt]

“how many hours do u sleep”

[West side @Yspsfabsil1]

Straight men: "i raped and killed 24 people"

Christians: "i forgive you. You can still go to heaven because of Jesus' love"

Gay men: "I—"

Christians: