Mark 🇨🇦

Bent Virgo trying to figure it all out with a sense of humour.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Which is why you have no business running for mayor of LA in the first place.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Friday to everyone who KNOWS that "80% of Americans support the SAVE Act" is total bullshit. WHY?

Because when you asked those 80% of Americans if they support Voter ID, you didn't ask if they support having to get a PASSPORT.

They thought you meant DRIVER'S LICENSE.
Keep killing that bullshit bill.

[Michael Gerald Gibbs🏳️‍🌈🍁 🇺🇦 (He/Him) @Mikeggibbs]

Absolutely obscene.

And there is no security justification for it whatsoever bc he travels with OPP VIP detail.

Every other premier in Canada flies commercial *when it's available* depending on their location.

The Premier of Ontario has the easiest and most convenient access to commercial travel of all the premiers, that's why this is so obscene.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Anyone think it’s odd that every event is just a bunch of sycophants standing behind an immobile president pretending it’s normal?

[Under the Radar🇨🇦 @retail_recruit]

@PierrePoilievre Defamation.
Meanwhile the Opposition Leader has spent over $8m in travelling Canada to divide & lie to Canadians. Still no nat sec clearance bc he can’t get it while under COMPLIANCE for breaking fed law. @EthicsCanada is slander allowed? Asking for a nation. #cdnpoli

[Covie @covie_93]

You voted for this

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Over three months later, we are still at war.

[Gator⚡Gum @gator_gum]

Pierre Poilievre, who can't contain his glee in sharing negative data points for Canada claims if you give him your personal information it will "reverse a recession"

What an absolute clown show.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Republicans often like to say that government should be run more like a business.

If any CEO fell asleep at multiple board meetings and events, that CEO would be fired.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Wait…Did he just say checkered past ? I’m 28 felonies, 6 bankruptcies, and an Epstein bromance short of his checkered past.

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

Less than 25 years apart

[Mike Levin @MikeLevin]

This is so insanely corrupt, I can’t even believe it.

More than half the donors to Trump’s $400 million White House ballroom just won over $50 billion in new federal contracts in six months.

And here’s the part that should make your blood boil.

Sixteen of these 27 donors were facing federal enforcement actions, antitrust reviews, labor cases, securities charges. Many of those cases have been quietly dropped or scaled back since Trump took office. You write a check, your legal problems disappear. That’s not a coincidence.

The White House won’t even release the full donor list. They’re hiding it on purpose, because daylight is the one thing pay-to-play can’t survive. A federal judge already ruled ballroom construction has to stop until Congress authorizes it.

Government is supposed to serve the people, not auction itself off to the highest bidder. When access goes to whoever pays the most, working families always end up paying the price.

We either end the corruption, or the corruption will end us.

https://t.co/4MGFzSseFl

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

MAGA: "Liberals who keep calling us Nazis are inciting all of this violence against Trump!"

Also MAGA:

[Mark Warner @MarkWarner]

It seems there is an entirely different set of rules for Republicans and Democrats.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

-Gas prices are up

-Grocery prices are up

-Credit card delinquencies are up

What are trump and @WhiteHouse focused on? The size of the reflecting pool.*

*This is not a Saturday Night Live skit. It’s real.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[emily north @north0fnorth]

*shows a video of a car blocking an ambulance* THOSE DAMN BICYCLES!!!

[Shashank Joshi @shashj]

Telling what people are willing to post under their own names these days.

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

I have no evidence that Israel actually targets civilians