Mary Whiton Calkins

1896 Ph.D REJECT 👏👏👏👏 first woman APA prez represent. Functionalist all the way. Loves psychology, writing, and long walks on the beach.

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

Trying to type up another article but I'm afraid I might fall asleep and hit the keyboard tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

I taught for 42 years. The meaning of life is also 42. #illuminati #confirmed

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

@itsmarycalk then again it blew people's minds that numbers can be remembered better with consistent colors, really was above my time

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

Tfw /some/ people here can study sex organs and traumatize children but a woman with a PhD is considered more outrageous of an idea 🙃

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

Horror story: it was Election Day and... I couldn't vote. More than 50% of the population couldn't until 1920. USA wyd??

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

People think I'm overrated?? Sorry, I can't hear yall over the sounds of several woman following the footsteps of my likeness 😈💅🏼💁

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

Ya girl's recently been writin about how child development can effect self esteem. Harvard prez must of had some real girl problems 👀👀

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

@SigsCigs sigh, men always talking about their genitals. Fitting from the guy who studied eel sex, I suppose.

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

Lmao dissecting sheep brains in an attic lab is a good way to bond with your 54 students. Does that sound shady?? Yes. Do I care?? No

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

If anyone wonders how I'm able to put up with all these men: I'm the eldest of five, so I know how to deal with kids in adult male bodies

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

Speaking of memory research, I wonder if a high school psych teacher is remembering to grade his students today..

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

Forgot to buy milk so I had to drink water with my breakfast. It was a tragedy but at least I can use this for memory research or smthn 😤😤

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

Roses are red
Cats shouldn't be callers
I helped build a psych laboratory by donating 200 dollars #getmoney

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

I'm 2 cool for proper grammar because women who follow the rules never make history 😎✨ #feminist

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

@John_B_Watsonnn since u love traumatizing children so much maybe u could give some nightmares for me to study 🙃

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

Bout to drop a new hit single called "just because we don't have ur genitals it doesn't mean we shouldn't be able to work in science"

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

functionalism: we take mundane memories and apply them to parts of the brain for their function. So what event prompted u to become a pest??

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

@IAmJames1842 it's been 120 years but I won't give up hope, have them send it to me on my grave. It's where I've been tweeting since 1930

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

You all seem very active tonight, sheesh, you're acting like high schoolers who forgot about their project at the last minute... Wait a sec

[Mary Whiton Calkins @itsmarycalk]

@IvanPav53452630 ^ concerning, it's 2016 and Twitter still won't let you fix grammar errors what the heckle